Once again ... don't mess with seniors.

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Once again ... don't mess with seniors.

Post by CFD940 » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:52 pm

A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the
salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a
beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply,
"Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised
the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for
$45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you
had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a
large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash
ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how
could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the
car keys to the old man.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower
the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."

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Re: Once again ... don't mess with seniors.

Post by BrotherRon » Wed Apr 25, 2018 4:55 pm

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Re: Once again ... don't mess with seniors.

Post by xcaliber » Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:35 pm

I love that, now I know what I can have my daughter's for Father's Day this year! :crazy: :eusa-dance: :lol: :lol:
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Post by mikej » Tue May 15, 2018 1:58 pm

Good one
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