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by DrDan
Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:00 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Men's Helpline
Replies: 1
Views: 561

Men's Helpline

Letter to a men's helpline...Hi BobI really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for he...
by DrDan
Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:35 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Tasers
Replies: 8
Views: 2085

Re: Tasers

Mine is on the way... Hell no I'm not gonna take a burst just to see how it works! I'll save the first burst for a jealous husband. LOL
by DrDan
Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:55 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Coyote Hunting
Replies: 9
Views: 2019

Re: Coyote Hunting

Besides, if therre is enough carcass to worry about, yah ain't using a big enough rifle... :lol: :lol: :lol:
by DrDan
Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:52 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Coyote Hunting
Replies: 9
Views: 2019

Re: Coyote Hunting

Ripper12 wrote:DrDan, There must not be laws in Ohio. We have hunting laws here.
Well what are the laws in Ontario?
No it is open season year around here except during deer season. They are a pest around here.
by DrDan
Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:49 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Coyote Hunting
Replies: 9
Views: 2019

Re: Coyote Hunting

We just kill em here and let em lay. SOB's will fill your house with fleas if yah take em home. I've heard of some people who put em in a garbage bag and dump a can of flea powder or a cup of Sevin dust in and shake it up. Then you can take em home and skin em.
by DrDan
Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:49 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: China Man
Replies: 1
Views: 634

China Man

I was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. After about 5 minutes, I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?” He says “No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”? “No”, I say, "It’s becaus...
by DrDan
Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:42 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Tasers
Replies: 8
Views: 2085

Tasers

Being as the world is getting more violent all the time - thinking about getting a taser. Anyone have any experience with them? What's a good model - I hear the "Taser" Brand is the best.
Thanks
by DrDan
Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:51 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: WARNING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 2394

Re: WARNING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me -- I'm a Doctor :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by DrDan
Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:04 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Hey 45
Replies: 8
Views: 1559

Re: Hey 45

Why is it that the "fatties" have the best personalities and are a pleasure to be around? Hmmmmm??? :? :? :?
by DrDan
Sat Nov 05, 2011 10:26 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Hey 45
Replies: 8
Views: 1559

Re: Hey 45

LOL What the heck yah gonna do when your old lady gets fat Tye? It happens bud... Might as well enjoy it. The more the cushion the better the pushen!
by DrDan
Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:48 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Just saw this . . .
Replies: 20
Views: 2871

Re: Just saw this . . .

Sumner tear em all new assholes! LOL I think "45" may be slipping in his arguements though. Maybe he found a fat girl and she is confounding him! Go for it "45" you POC! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by DrDan
Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:41 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Hey 45
Replies: 8
Views: 1559

Re: Hey 45

Just lift one of them big knockers up and nuzzle a little underneath it. Mmmmm get a full blast of breast cheese. Yah Sumner I like the full figure gals - well hell come to think of it I like em all. I ain't like that "45" - I think he coming outa the closet now!
by DrDan
Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:11 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Hey 45
Replies: 8
Views: 1559

Re: Hey 45

Damn -- Go ahead and tell me you don't enjoy a little breast cheese 45! Are you going gay now? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by DrDan
Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:08 am
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Just saw this . . .
Replies: 20
Views: 2871

Re: Just saw this . . .

Damn that's our old Sumner. You are quite the debater. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by DrDan
Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Other Topics
Topic: Coyote Hunting
Replies: 9
Views: 2019

Re: Coyote Hunting

Take it to a dog groomer and have it bathed, combed out and blow dried. Build a nice mohogany casket. Place song dog in casket and arrange a viewing in yah living room. Bury in backyard and place a marble marker entitled "Coyote".

Or...

Fling the SOB over the hill!