Bear Grease

DrDan · Post by **DrDan** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:09 pm

I just have to spout off a little on bear grease. For the past two years, I've killed black bear. They are an incredibly fat animal so when you butcher you end up with lots of fat. I've rendered it down for the past two years and canned it up in pint canning jars which I keep in the refrigerator.

Anyhow to make a long story short - bear grease is wonderful stuff! I just rubbed down my boots, my deerskin mittens and gloves to get ready for cold weather. For the past two or three weeks I've been rubbing on hand lotion several times a day and it just doesn't do the trick. After rubbing down the shoes and handwear my hands feel the best they have in weeks. Bear grease is wonderful on your hands! It entirely disappears on your boots and gloves and makes them soft so they don't crack when they get wet and then dry. I just keep applying it whenever my leather stuff starts feeling dry.

It is also supposed to make hair grow on bald heads. I can't attest to that but my hunting buddy is as bald as an egg and maybe we can get him to rub a little on everyday for an experiment.

If you're bored with life and have a few minutes to mess around on the internet do a search on bear grease and see all the uses. It is not like suet or deer fat because as soon as it warms up a little it just turns to a total liquid that soaks in.

So anyhow - I'll climb down of the soapbox and go to bed. Gotta go pheasant hunting early and need some nap time.

DrDan

flbuckmaster · Post by **flbuckmaster** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:30 pm

HECK WITH THE GREASE! TELL ME WHERE I CAN KILL A BEAR! WE ARE OVER RUN WITH THEM HERE IN FLORIDA AND THEY ARE NOT LEGAL TO HUNT...... GO FIGURE?
MY LIFE PASSION IS TO DO A BEAR HUNT SOMEDAY......MY POCKETBOOK ALWAYS SEEMS TO GET IN THE WAY

JAY

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:09 am

Maybe I should set up a rendering plant! Five bear have been taken here on this farm in the last seven days, and I've had the crosshairs on one that I've seen nine days in a row ... could have killed him a hundred times over, but am saving him for a friend, if he ever gets out here.

All bears taken this season have been small or average, but you should see the fat on one of the local 700 pound whoppers, which are not all that rare. We do have some lard-butt bear hereabouts. LOL!

Now I've got a cottage industry to support me in my old age:

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navaman · Post by **navaman** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:39 am

hey, i'm REAL interested in that aid for baldness thing.

DrDan · Post by **DrDan** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:30 pm

Make ya dang palms hairy just putting it on!