BEAR GREASE FOR BALDNESS: New Hope For the Hairless (UPDATE)

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:08 am

Well, when I first read DrDan's post about the wonders of bear grease, I have to admit I was a bit skeptical ... especially concerning it's effect on male pattern baldness. I just couldn't believe bear grease would actually grow hair, but I do try to be open minded, and am always curious to learn more about anything. So, I decided to try an experiment.

This is really hard to admit to a bunch of burly crossbow hunters like ya'll, but I had long been embarrassed by my utterly smooth, hairless back. It was always hard for me to dress out in the locker room or play in a skins basketball game because I had to expose that expanse of baby-like back. I mean, a guy with a nickname like Grizzly shouldn't have a back that looks like a baby's butt, right? Oh, sure ... people were kind and all ... but I know what they were thinking.

So ... after reading DrDan's post, and knowing of his professional training, I decided to put his claims to the test. One of my hunters here on the farm killed a small sow yesterday morning, so I obtained some of the fat from her, and solicited the help of my lovely wife to apply the grease thereof to my hairless back:

I think the after photo says it all.

Thanks, DrDan.

All you baldies out there ... well, you know what to do now, huh?

navaman · Post by **navaman** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:15 am

yes sir, i'm gonna have to give it a whirl !

wabi · Post by **wabi** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:18 am

Sure glad you didn't test it on your butt cheeks

navaman · Post by **navaman** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:51 am

now, there's a good alternative plan ! i live by that "pair and a spare motto"

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:54 am

Don't go hunting without your shirt. You could also be rendered.

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:01 am

No ... and I don't wear black during bear season, either!

Cedrus · Post by **Cedrus** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:42 am

Hey Grizz, are you wearing a sweater???

LeGrand · Post by **LeGrand** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:00 am

Good results for a day's wait. Can't wait to see your back (picture) after the end of the week.

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:31 pm

Just one caution, you guys better use gloves to apply the grease, unless you want hairy palms.

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:59 pm

Guess I should have listened closer to Dr. Dan, and had my wife wear rubber gloves before applying that bear glop ... now she's in trouble. Check out this closeup of her palm that I took just 20 hours after application:

So what do we do now?

Epilady? Lady Shaver? Nair? Roundup?

navaman · Post by **navaman** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:35 pm

forget the epilady. i had an ex curse me pretty bad right before she returned it to the store for a refund, but yeah i see the problem you got there

saxman · Post by **saxman** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:40 pm

He is true to his name.
You always keep me wondering what is next Grizz.

DrDan · Post by **DrDan** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:08 pm

I am glad to see a true testimonial of the efficacy of bear grease. After applying it to my gloves and deerskin mittens I have had to shave them twice.

Hey you baldy's I have limited quantities bottled up for only $24.99 per ounce.

I haven't even mentioned the aphrodesiac properties.....

DrDan

navaman · Post by **navaman** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:31 pm

DrDan wrote:I am glad to see a true testimonial of the efficacy of bear grease. After applying it to my gloves and deerskin mittens I have had to shave them twice.

Hey you baldy's I have limited quantities bottled up for only $24.99 per ounce.

I haven't even mentioned the aphrodesiac properties.....

DrDan

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:32 pm

I'm surprised to see that Tye hasn't been on this thread yet!

LOL
Looks like something he'd be into!

JUST KIDDING TYE!