BEAR GREASE FOR BALDNESS: New Hope For the Hairless (UPDATE)

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:05 pm

VixChix wrote:I'm surprised to see that Tye hasn't been on this thread yet! LOL
Looks like something he'd be into!

JUST KIDDING TYE!

Hey Vix....Tye must be busy trying to see if he can see any more cows.

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:18 pm

ComfyBear wrote: Hey Vix....Tye must be busy trying to see if he can see any more cows.

His poor girlfriend!!!! LOL

DrDan · Post by **DrDan** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 11:45 pm

"Hey Tye - It's guaranteed to fill in a patchy beard and bring out that chest hair!"

Ok you who have doubts, I will have to Google and find the articles I read on it. I know the Crow Indians used it for hair tonic and had the longest hair of all indian tribes. Squaws weren't allowed to use it.

Can also forcast the weather with it in water!

DrDan

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:00 am

DrDan will it turn gray/grey hair black as it replaces what one has lost or never had

DrDan · Post by **DrDan** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:06 am

Gary

Ya the Crow Indians just mix in a little wood ash and it blacken it right up. How about mixing in some Holly Berries or Polkweed berries and go for a red or purple head for the new year.

DrDan

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:14 am

DrDan wrote:Gary

Ya the Crow Indians just mix in a little wood ash and it blacken it right up. How about mixing in some Holly Berries or Polkweed berries and go for a red or purple head for the new year.

DrDan

Gary. Do you mean Halle Berry?

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:57 am

A.W wrote:
DrDan wrote:Gary

Ya the Crow Indians just mix in a little wood ash and it blacken it right up. How about mixing in some Holly Berries or Polkweed berries and go for a red or purple head for the new year.

DrDan
Gary. Do you mean Halle Berry?

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:09 am

Is Halle Berry the same as a "Blackberry". I wouldn't take the latter to bed, but the former, well I feel a few of us would be tempted.

TYE · Post by **TYE** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:22 am

Ok smartass's

I've got enough hair on my body. Personally I'd rather have laser surgery or something to remove it all. From the neck down.

TYE · Post by **TYE** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:24 am

VixChix wrote:His poor girlfriend!!!! LOL

Poor girlfriend?

navaman · Post by **navaman** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:31 am

don't take all the teasing to heart, tye. you know we all love you

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:32 am

TYE wrote:Ok smartass's

I've got enough hair on my body. Personally I'd rather have laser surgery or something to remove it all. From the neck down.

TYE. Wait for turkey season and we can pluck you at the same time.

TYE · Post by **TYE** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:33 am

A.W wrote:
TYE wrote:Ok smartass's

I've got enough hair on my body. Personally I'd rather have laser surgery or something to remove it all. From the neck down.
TYE. Wait for turkey season and we can pluck you at the same time.

Hahaha

TYE · Post by **TYE** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:33 am

navaman wrote:don't take all the teasing to heart, tye. you know we all love you

I don't take it to heart, I just laugh.

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:15 am

Tye said:

"I've got enough hair on my body. Personally I'd rather have laser surgery or something to remove it all. From the neck down."

Boy, if ya'll think that grease did a number on my back, you should see what the stuff did to my chest! Makes my new back-hair look thin and sparse. The Forest Service just came out and pinned a condition sign to my shirt ... says:

FIRE DANGER TODAY: Moderate

Don't know about you, Tye, but it would take a whole lot of lasering to help me. Besides, April says she likes the Ol' Grizz furry. Can't imagine me being all smooth ... wouldn't be anything to get her fingers tangled in!

I know. I'm an animal. Hence the nickname.