HahahaA.W wrote:TYE. Wait for turkey season and we can pluck you at the same time.TYE wrote:Ok smartass's
I've got enough hair on my body. Personally I'd rather have laser surgery or something to remove it all. From the neck down.
BEAR GREASE FOR BALDNESS: New Hope For the Hairless (UPDATE)
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Tye said:
"I've got enough hair on my body. Personally I'd rather have laser surgery or something to remove it all. From the neck down."
Boy, if ya'll think that grease did a number on my back, you should see what the stuff did to my chest! Makes my new back-hair look thin and sparse. The Forest Service just came out and pinned a condition sign to my shirt ... says:
FIRE DANGER TODAY: Moderate
Don't know about you, Tye, but it would take a whole lot of lasering to help me. Besides, April says she likes the Ol' Grizz furry. Can't imagine me being all smooth ... wouldn't be anything to get her fingers tangled in!
I know. I'm an animal. Hence the nickname.
"I've got enough hair on my body. Personally I'd rather have laser surgery or something to remove it all. From the neck down."
Boy, if ya'll think that grease did a number on my back, you should see what the stuff did to my chest! Makes my new back-hair look thin and sparse. The Forest Service just came out and pinned a condition sign to my shirt ... says:
FIRE DANGER TODAY: Moderate
Don't know about you, Tye, but it would take a whole lot of lasering to help me. Besides, April says she likes the Ol' Grizz furry. Can't imagine me being all smooth ... wouldn't be anything to get her fingers tangled in!
I know. I'm an animal. Hence the nickname.
Grizz
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A.W. :
Glad you liked my site.
A quote from it:
What are the undisputed facts about the bigfoot / sasquatch mystery?
It is a fact that for more than 16 years people have reported seeing a large, hair-covered, man-like animal in the Gum Neck area of North Carolina.
It is a fact that sightings of this animal continue today. Real or not, these reports are often made by people of unimpeachable character.
It is a fact that, for over seven years, people have been finding sets of very large human-shaped tracks in the Hollow Ground Swamp. Most are discovered by chance in remote areas. These tracks continue to be found to this day.
It is a fact that the local culture of the area includes stories and beliefs about a non-human "person" of the wild. Many of these descriptions bear a striking resemblance to the hairy man-like creature reported on the Excalibur Crossbow forum.
These are some of the facts. There is, however, much disagreement as to what these facts mean."
See how privileged you guys are? You don't wonder; ya'll KNOW!
Glad you liked my site.
A quote from it:
What are the undisputed facts about the bigfoot / sasquatch mystery?
It is a fact that for more than 16 years people have reported seeing a large, hair-covered, man-like animal in the Gum Neck area of North Carolina.
It is a fact that sightings of this animal continue today. Real or not, these reports are often made by people of unimpeachable character.
It is a fact that, for over seven years, people have been finding sets of very large human-shaped tracks in the Hollow Ground Swamp. Most are discovered by chance in remote areas. These tracks continue to be found to this day.
It is a fact that the local culture of the area includes stories and beliefs about a non-human "person" of the wild. Many of these descriptions bear a striking resemblance to the hairy man-like creature reported on the Excalibur Crossbow forum.
These are some of the facts. There is, however, much disagreement as to what these facts mean."
See how privileged you guys are? You don't wonder; ya'll KNOW!
Grizz
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On a serious note: Let's pause a moment for a minor clarification, and then we can get right back to the joking:
That Bigfoot website isn't really mine; I was just playing along with A.W. and the others. Someone PM'd me thinking it really was my site ... don't want to be taking credit for something that isn't mine!
Now, by all means ... back to the foolishness.
That Bigfoot website isn't really mine; I was just playing along with A.W. and the others. Someone PM'd me thinking it really was my site ... don't want to be taking credit for something that isn't mine!
Now, by all means ... back to the foolishness.
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"back to the foolishness" you crack me up grizzGrizzly Adam wrote:On a serious note: Let's pause a moment for a minor clarification, and then we can get right back to the joking:
That Bigfoot website isn't really mine; I was just playing along with A.W. and the others. Someone PM'd me thinking it really was my site ... don't want to be taking credit for something that isn't mine!
Now, by all means ... back to the foolishness.
"Be on the alert,stand firm in the faith,act like men, be strong."