Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing
surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in
Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an
accident. I re-attached them and, 8 months later, he performed a private
concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing! A young man lost an arm
and both legs in an accident. I re-attached them and, 2 years later,
he won a gold medal in Track and Field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
was high on cocaine and meth and she rode a galloping horse head-on into
an 18-wheeler traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass.
I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York.
...
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2008 Y25 Relayer #593 Boo string, lumizone
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Vixen, Steddy Eddy, Varizone
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If she was doing it to or with Bill, there wouldn't have been any need for Monica.bstout wrote:I liked this one! It's amazing how good she looks lately. She must of had some work done. I'm afraid she is going to do to our whole nation what she's been doing to Bill.
Time will tell.
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