Two terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb
making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his
butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot", lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt".
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an
oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No $hit?"
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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