For Sale: STILL STINKIN' DEER DABBY ... Best Lure Yet

[Grizzly Adam]

That's right, guys ... it's the big debut of my new deer lure company:

DEER WERE HERE ATTRACTANTS

Just in time for most season openers!

My grand opening deal:

STILL STINKIN' DEER DABBY CONFIDENCE LURE

$25.99 per 1.5 ounce package

DEER WERE HERE ATTRACTANTS exploit the natural tendency of deer to be most comfortable in areas frequented by other deer. We start by packaging only the highest quality natural deer droppings in state-of-the art stay-fresh airtight packaging, thus trapping the powerful "scentonomes" of the dabby intact. You won't find a more authentic deer-dropping than DEER DABBY. We use no fillers, artificial colors or added flavoring like some of our opportunistic competitors do. I guarantee every package to be 100% additive free pure dabby. Our product is picked and packed the day of your order. We do not sell freeze-dried or irradiated dabby as do some other companies ... only the freshest dabby from genuine free-range wild whitetail deer. Our droppings are certified organic by NCCCFD, the North Carolina Council for Chemical-Free Dabby. Pure and natural, from our state to yours.

Just sprinkle dabby around your stand to put deer at ease. For enhanced effectiveness, you may rub some dabby on your clothes and in your hair.

Shipped to your door via UPS Next Day Air: Call for rates.

Custom orders available on request.

Discounts for large orders of dabby.

To order, contact:

Deer Were Here Attractants
1 Grifter Drive, Bldg. 2L8
Mountebank, NC 8675309

[wabi]

Grizz,
That sounds great, but can I get a better price if I order a bigger package?????

[VixChix]

Can you ship by the truck load?!?!?!

(Just kidding, I'm up to my knees in s**t around here already...)

[saxman]

I'm in,I'll take a case.

[navaman]

i got a kick out of the adress for the place to send money !

[curmudgeon]

Hey Grizz, I need to DAB a little of that stuff on to, does it come in a body wash