Hillbilly Lifesaving Technique

[Grizzly Adam]

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ye swaller?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ye breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ye know, I'd heerd of that thar 'Hind Lick Maneuver' ... but I hain't niver seed nobody do it 'till now!'

[rutman]

Thanks
Thats a good one!

[raydaughety]

I like it.

[Digger]

[saxman]

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ye swaller?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ye breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ye know, I'd heerd of that thar 'Hind Lick Maneuver' ... but I hain't niver seed nobody do it 'till now!'

What's so funny about that,Aint that how everybody does it?

[Farmer]

[dick195252]

Very Good