O/T Rednecks play Powerball too

Digger · Post by **Digger** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:50 am

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

Farmer · Post by **Farmer** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:55 pm

That's what I was thinking

dick195252 · Post by **dick195252** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:30 pm

That should have been a Blonde joke for sure