Hey im new here

[Limbs and Sticks]

Well from Denmark, Welcome aboard. Now what xcal do you have or thinking about having?

Wes

[Boo]

Sup everyone,

Im new here im just posting to say Yo.

How is everyone?

[onebigskittle]

Sup everyone,

Im new here im just posting to say Yo.

How is everyone?

Lol@Boo

Welcome ..your in an Awesome Group Now

[VixChix]

Smells like Spam?

Welcome if you're legit!

[strum]

Smells like Spam?

Welcome if you're legit!

fryed spam?..thats how you know yur a redneck you know what spam smells like

[VixChix]

Fried spam is camping food! Something about having it while huddled under a tarp in the rain just makes it seem like haute cuisine.

[strum]

Fried spam is camping food! Something about having it while huddled under a tarp in the rain just makes it seem like haute cuisine.

I knew it Yur a red neck

[frisky]

Spam and fried potatoes, yum yum. My deer hunting food!

[Raymond]

Fried potatoes and beans, yum yum. Look out from the down side. Make sure to remove all those snappers before eating, .
Raymond

[VixChix]

Immortalized by Monty Python:

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

[awshucks]

that's enough spam to warrant a 5 gal jug of ketchup!

[Joystyx]

/popcorn

[frisky]

What Vix said

[cmawdsley]

Try as I might, I cannot come up with a segue to the "Cheese Shop"


Gorn!