WIFE IS NAILING ME TO WALL
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sproulman-------I thought hunting was part of Pa., and surely in your Northern part of Pa. Hard to think you have that around you.
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Wife has now informed I can get more toys. However when we do are reverse mortgage she gets her facelift. Told her as long as it works like in the "old" Texaco commercial I am good.
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Be careful, you're treading in deep water there!
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catclr wrote:sproulman-------I thought hunting was part of Pa., and surely in your Northern part of Pa. Hard to think you have that around you.
You are right...
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Excaliburs are forever you can always get a new wife
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I have gone on our hunting week 24 out of 25 years of marriage. The only year I missed was when she had our youngest daughter in late September. One daughter hunts the other doesn't but loves the venison. Now when it comes to equipment/clothing she knows I spend money every year, but I have outfitted the crossbows identically so when I shoot, it would be hard for her to tell the difference.
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You got it. I've never gotten grief over buying any outdoors or hunting gear. Heck, a lot of my gear she bought for me.mr meat wrote:Get her into shooting the bow and hunting and it will be all good
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Here's what I do !
I reach down and pull up by BIG BOY pants. Quietly pull up the zipper and sneak out the back door to the Tundra, as it has quieter exhaust than my Bronco, for a quick trip to the P/O.
You see I have our mail lady trained to not bring packages with my name on them here to the house.
Instead, she gives me a call on the cell phone & I sneak down and get them... Then quitely get them hidden in my old motor home, where they enter the " Land of the Lost " ....as she will not even enter there.
Then I get it lookin' like the others, But, I have to be sure there are not more than two in any single space in our house. As dementia has not set in yet and she can still count. ( only kidding on that one.... Ya think )
Almost 38 years now, and still working good. In fact I have a new Rinehart "Second" making that exact trip right now.
PS, sure HOPE she never frequents this forum.
Gene
I reach down and pull up by BIG BOY pants. Quietly pull up the zipper and sneak out the back door to the Tundra, as it has quieter exhaust than my Bronco, for a quick trip to the P/O.
You see I have our mail lady trained to not bring packages with my name on them here to the house.
Instead, she gives me a call on the cell phone & I sneak down and get them... Then quitely get them hidden in my old motor home, where they enter the " Land of the Lost " ....as she will not even enter there.
Then I get it lookin' like the others, But, I have to be sure there are not more than two in any single space in our house. As dementia has not set in yet and she can still count. ( only kidding on that one.... Ya think )
Almost 38 years now, and still working good. In fact I have a new Rinehart "Second" making that exact trip right now.
PS, sure HOPE she never frequents this forum.
Gene
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Just withhold sex! Works every time......
Or you can do the "this old thing" routine they pull
Anton
Or you can do the "this old thing" routine they pull
Anton
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Just wanted to say thanks everyone for All The Good Tips and Tricks for dealing with the wife.
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Finding a special wife is great adventure like hunting a big game animal that is going extinct very hard ..gerald strine wrote:Excaliburs are forever you can always get a new wife
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YOU HAVE VERY SPECIAL WIFE you are indeed very lucky..TPM wrote:You got it. I've never gotten grief over buying any outdoors or hunting gear. Heck, a lot of my gear she bought for me.mr meat wrote:Get her into shooting the bow and hunting and it will be all good
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Well . As a matter of fact she does hunt when physically able. SO when I get something She wants it too, i.e.. buy one for get another one for. yeehaw
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All the girls in my family hunt------------ BARGAINS!
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Great to see this you should be PROUD...xcaliber wrote:All the girls in my family hunt------------ BARGAINS!