Anthony, Anthony, Anthony ...
One does NOT simply have an "affair" with an Excaliber. How could you cheapen such a blissful union of heart and soul? One does NOT "abandon" one Excalibur for another, you add them to the growing harem of loves that will forever be true!
The long silken limbs, the gentle curves, but alas, I digress!!
Soloman had 700 wives and 300 concubines.
I don't have that many Excaliburs ...
YET!!!

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming "Wow, What a Ride!