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wilsonj73
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by wilsonj73 » Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:22 am
Just a topic to have a laugh and share some humor... there seems to be a great deal of "Confusius" sayings, so share em if ya got em.
Confusius say: "New wife not permanent fixture until screwed on bed"
Give a kid a fish and they'll eat for a day, teach a kid to fish and they'll eat for a lifetime!
Golden Eagle
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by Golden Eagle » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:43 pm
Confusious say
Woman who fly upside down in Airplane have crack up...
LoneWolf
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by LoneWolf » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:56 pm
Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house...
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wilsonj73
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by wilsonj73 » Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:58 pm
Confusius say:
"Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night"
Give a kid a fish and they'll eat for a day, teach a kid to fish and they'll eat for a lifetime!
Nudo7
Posts: 153 Joined: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:57 pm
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by Nudo7 » Wed Aug 17, 2005 5:03 pm
Confusius say:
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Thats Right!!
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exohuntr
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Location: Springville, AL
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by exohuntr » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:50 am
Confusius say...
Man who go through subway turnstall going to Bangcock.
NewGuy
Posts: 853 Joined: Mon Oct 21, 2002 7:10 pm
Location: Guelph,Ontario
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by NewGuy » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:32 am
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
Camper
Posts: 229 Joined: Thu Oct 31, 2002 6:44 am
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by Camper » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:57 am
Confusious say Man who goes to bed with itchy bum... Wake up with stinky finger
Camper
Time and Patience the best advice my Grandfather gave me.
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xboman
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by xboman » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:58 am
Man who sinks in woman's arms, soon find arms in woman's sink.
wilsonj73
Posts: 120 Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:17 pm
Location: Kimberley, BC
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by wilsonj73 » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:38 am
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crab.
Give a kid a fish and they'll eat for a day, teach a kid to fish and they'll eat for a lifetime!
dsr
Posts: 146 Joined: Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:59 pm
Location: SE On Loyalist Country
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by dsr » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:35 am
Woman who fly right side up have bust up.
If you are still alive your mission here on Earth must not be completed.
Old rock hounds never die.They just slowly petrify.
ComfyBear
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by ComfyBear » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:33 am
Confusius say: He who has spots on wall, wonder who flung dung.
Confusius say: He who pee bed at night, have rusty bed spring in morning.
ComfyBear
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G5 Montecs 125gr., SlickTrick 125 gr. Magnums
To thine own self be true.
Remove thine mask Polonius.
Live thy truth, doth not be false to any man.
Nudo7
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by Nudo7 » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:37 am
Thats Right!!
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big dog
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by big dog » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:31 pm
Woman who have blonde hair on head,sometimes have black hair by cracky!!!!!
big dog
I finally met Mrs.right-only I didn't know her first name was alway's
Maritimer
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by Maritimer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:08 pm
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We did not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children."