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Confusius Humor...

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Just a topic to have a laugh and share some humor... there seems to be a great deal of "Confusius" sayings, so share em if ya got em.



Confusius say: "New wife not permanent fixture until screwed on bed"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Confusious say
Woman who fly upside down in Airplane have crack up... :lol: :lol:
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Wife who puts man in dog house may find him in cat house... :twisted:
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Confusius say:

"Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night"

:lol: :lol:
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Confusius say:

Man with one chopstick go hungry. :o
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Confusius say...

Man who go through subway turnstall going to Bangcock.
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Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day



Man who stand on toilet, high on pot
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Confusious say Man who goes to bed with itchy bum... Wake up with stinky finger



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Man who sinks in woman's arms, soon find arms in woman's sink.
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Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crab. :lol: :lol:
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Woman who fly right side up have bust up.
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Confusius say: He who has spots on wall, wonder who flung dung.

Confusius say: He who pee bed at night, have rusty bed spring in morning.
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:lol: :lol: nope, but I think you got it covered... :)
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Woman who have blonde hair on head,sometimes have black hair by cracky!!!!!
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jh45gun has pretty well covered that topic. :D :wink: :D
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