BooFest 2015 TrashTalking thread...

[Bones]

.....did someone say "pank?????"

Anthony [/quote]


YUP .....PANK!! Your up sorry , I'm not a newbie this year !!

[ComfyBear]

Hey Luigi..Imma gonna throw a pastachotta atta ua...and you thinka I nonja capire nulla!


Anthony

Caro Antonello, oh mamma mia, if you speak it like you write it, I can imagine how well you comprende l'Italiano. Ua almosta spica ita assa gooda assa my daughters. If you like I can give you lessons, then you'll speak it as good as them.

[ComfyBear]

Lou, don't worry about Anthony. I'm betting he doesn't grow tomatoes let alone egg plants like a real Italian!

Not to mention that real Italians, like me, make homemade tomato sauce, as well as wine.

Ok, I suppose we should give Anthony a break since he was probably born in the USA, unlike me who was born in the old country and have just lived in Canada for only 60 years.

[flightattendant100]

Colton is really excited about Boofest. He said he cant wait to get there and kick some serious Canadian Butt!!!........... Since he's only 52"( 4' 4" ) tall, could one of y'all that live close please bring a ladder?
Don is really excited about Colton coming too........That way he wont be the shortest one there!
Anthony, If you miss a target completely, will you look for my arrow while you are back there searching for yours ?

[flightattendant100]

Lou, don't worry about Anthony. I'm betting he doesn't grow tomatoes let alone egg plants like a real Italian!

Not to mention that real Italians, like me, make homemade tomato sauce, as well as wine.

Ok, I suppose we should give Anthony a break since he was probably born in the USA, unlike me who was born in the old country and have just lived in Canada for only 60 years.

Mr. ComfyBear makes good wine ! I don't even drink and it was good!

[amythntr]

Lou, don't worry about Anthony. I'm betting he doesn't grow tomatoes let alone egg plants like a real Italian!

Not to mention that real Italians, like me, make homemade tomato sauce, as well as wine.

Ok, I suppose we should give Anthony a break since he was probably born in the USA, unlike me who was born in the old country and have just lived in Canada for only 60 years.

....you are correct Lou....on my mother's side my nonna and nonno were born in Italy.....never met my grandfather who passed before I was born...my nonna only spoke to me in Italian which my mother and father said I spoke fluently...she passed when I was six...and as I said my mother and father only spoke it when they didn't want me to know what they were saying...plus the dialect I spoke was from Molfetta....(the chinese version of Italian )

...on my father's side both grandparents were born here and their families went back to Bari Italy when they were infants...hence till the day they passed they spoke broken English....go figure!

Anthony

PS: my wife is Italian Argentinean... born in Buenos Aires....she speaks Italian and Spanish...so I am clueless most of the time ....

....and when I think I can get over on her I get hit with:

"La Chancla"

https://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=Av ... %20chancla

PSS: My wife and brother in law make the fresh sauce from fresh tomatoes also...and her uncle still makes the homemade "vino!"

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[ComfyBear]

Thanks Anthony for enlightening me on your past. Your situation is not uncommon. The only reason I can speak my dialect is because my dad, God rest his soul, insisted that in the house we spoke "Italian", Heck, even my sister who was born here can understand and speak it. It also helped that my mom's mother who didn't speak a word of English lived with us until her death in 1985.

Unfortunately my daughters don't, although we spoke it to my oldest until she was about three, when we realized that it was jeopardizing her learning English we stopped, and didn't speak it to the two younger ones when they were born. However, even though the two oldest are married, when it's "tomato time" all three still pitch in; they say nothing beats homemade sauce.

[Big John]

Okay now! No more Italian lessons and get on with some serious Trash talkin'!!!
Jen said she is falling asleep reading this kind of trashin!!!

She is wondering why mainehunter isn't trashin, except maybe he's afraid she will stomp him again! She said she will go easy on you this time, maybe.

Big John

[Normous]

Jen said she is falling asleep reading this kind of trashin!!!

She is wondering why mainehunter isn't trashin,

Big John

Mainehunter will be around when the cookies wear off

[Tom]

Hey Big John, tell babynelson that even though she has had some of the best teaching between you and others at BooFest last year, that she is still a "youngin" and just maybe babynelson be made wear a diaper after she looses

Tom

[ComfyBear]

Hey Big John, tell babynelson that even though she has had some of the best teaching between you and others at BooFest last year, that she is still a "youngin" and just maybe babynelson be made wear a diaper after she looses

Tom

Now now, Tom

Although that would make your day, especially if you got to put it on her, you best be careful, otherwise Big John might be given you a bruising.

[Tom]

Now now, Tom

Although that would make your day, especially if you got to put it on her, you best be careful, otherwise Big John might be given you a bruising.

Now now, I am smarter then that. I will let Big John (daddy) put the diaper on (me thinks he might have done it before).

Tom

[ComfyBear]

Interesting Tom, are you saying what I think you are It seems like you're getting yourself deeper.

Even though that would keep it in the family..... somehow I think maybe BabyNelson might want a say in the matter. Considering she's a big girl now, I don't think that would be kosher.

[maine hunter]

This year will be a better year, I have the 355 and the the hha!! So watch out Jenn!!! And if that doesn't work I'll have Tim work on your bow!!!

[VixChix]

For anyone who would like to have work done on their bow by TPM and the Dodge Grand Caravan, best make reservations now to sure you get it done this year! Not so sure the ol' van will make it to another BooFest after this one.