O/T Old peoples' humor

Digger · Post by **Digger** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:53 am

Death's Doorway

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly
smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the
stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the
bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,
and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the
railing with both hands.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
spam. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
already in heaven. There, spread out upon newspapers on the spam table
were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.
The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge
of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral."

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:55 am

GREYWOLF · Post by **GREYWOLF** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:01 am

ohhhh! that's cold

LoneWolf · Post by **LoneWolf** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:35 am

Cruel, but funny!.... lol...

Sliver · Post by **Sliver** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:55 am

Woody Williams · Post by **Woody Williams** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:23 pm

Now THAT is funny...

Golden Eagle · Post by **Golden Eagle** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:37 pm

Uhhh, that would hurt.

striper · Post by **striper** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:31 pm

I wonder if he's too weak to draw a Vixen? Striper

TYE · Post by **TYE** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:34 pm

HAHAHA

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:39 pm

Think of it this way TYE, you will be getting OLD sooner then you think

Sliver · Post by **Sliver** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:46 pm

GaryL wrote:Think of it this way TYE, you will be getting OLD sooner then you think

yep, before you know it TYE,, you will be saying things like ..
Man, That was 25 years ago,, or was it 30

JR · Post by JR » Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:57 pm

Good one Digger! lmao!

TYE · Post by **TYE** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:22 pm

Guys.... I'm already forgetting things.. and I'm only 18 in a couple weeks.

I think I've had to many concussions...