You might be a redneck if....

Digger · Post by **Digger** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:26 pm

You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi. .

You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.

arbalest · Post by **arbalest** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:58 pm

31. You might be a redneck, if you let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table.............................................................

in front of her kids.

RayGunter · Post by **RayGunter** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:55 pm

Redneck horse shoe game

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GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:01 pm

Sure are some small horseshoes you be using there!!!!

Kenton · Post by **Kenton** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:15 pm

If you've ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair...

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:43 pm

If your chili won the Gold Medal at the cook-off and you had it bronzed.

If you think euthanasia is a foriegn exchange program.

If you think "european" is a natural result of "yeradrinkin".

If you have trouble with numbers over ten with your shoes on.

BTW Ray... Don't know where you got that pic, but I remember that game (in a hazy sort of way). That was shot in Kingsville, Texas around 1983.

RayGunter · Post by **RayGunter** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:30 pm

DavidT wrote:BTW Ray... Don't know where you got that pic, but I remember that game (in a hazy sort of way). That was shot in Kingsville, Texas around 1983.

DavidT ... Were you the winner?

I dont remember where I got the pic. Someone sent it in an email and I kept it after I got up off the floor.

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:47 am

Don't remember if I won or not, Ray. Like I said, it's kind of a hazy memory. There was alcohol involved. At any rate, that's me fixin' to pitch.
All kinda crazy games in Texas -- like cow chip tossin', for instance.

l patterson · Post by **l patterson** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:34 pm

im not to computer literate cant post a link automaticaly but go to whoomp.com and search for rednecks hope u all enjoy

DavidT · Post by **DavidT** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:02 pm

If you think "urination" is a George Washington quote...