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bushmaster · Post by **bushmaster** » Sun May 14, 2006 2:19 pm

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

Sliver · Post by **Sliver** » Sun May 14, 2006 2:35 pm

pphoenix · Post by **pphoenix** » Sun May 14, 2006 6:07 pm

Good one

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Mon May 15, 2006 12:52 am

How about

1-Put your hands up.

wallymax · Post by **wallymax** » Mon May 15, 2006 9:37 pm

I guess bareback is out of the question