O/T You may be from canada if..

[Digger]

You May Be
From Canada If…
You're not offended by the term, "spam Milk."

You understand the phrase, "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

You drink pop, not soda.

You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean.

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars.

You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your spam drawers.

You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.

You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion and many more are Canadians.

You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

You know what a touque is.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".

Your local newspaper covers the national news on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.

You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan." (Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."

You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends! Then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them...further

[GaryL]

eh

[saxman]

Do you still have Labatt 50/50?
I worked in Granby Quebec back in the day

[Pydpiper]

Do you still have Labatt 50/50?
I worked in Granby Quebec back in the day

It's Labatt 50, and your showing your age.. It's still here.
When I lived in florida I recall seeing a Labatt Blue bottle on the shelf, marked "imported from Canada" It was twice the cost of all the other beers there and still 1/3 of what it costs here..

[BUCKSHOT]

I wouldn't be surprised if Dad still has a case of 50 in the closet

Also Canadian's use Marrette's not Wire Nuts!

[groundpounder]

Huh

[Grizzly Adam]

Well, my Canadian friend, I know what a toque is.

We call 'em toboggans ... and no, we're not sled-heads.

[A.W]

Doug. I've been here too long. I understand all of the above.

That's probably because when I joined the police here I had to take a multi-cultural course.

It worked!! Now I can drink any country's liquor.

[swiftfox]

I always thought that a Toque was a Newfie "block heater" No pun intended to my Newifie friends.

[Kenton]

I don't know what your talking aboot.

[JR]

A toque is a wool hat. And every Canadian knows what Newfie Screech is. No, it's not a banshee from Newfoundland.

-Jason

[JR]

double tap.

-Jason

[araz2114]

If your beer freezes in your hand while you are drinking it. This happened to me last week. The stuff in the snow was cold but the one I was drinking froze the neck almost shut and started to freeze the contents. Man I love winter

[maple]

You're Canadian

-if you know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

-if you know the difference between the treeline and the timberline.

P.S. araz2114 You gotta keep your beer inside your parka to keep it from freezing!

[BUCKSHOT]

Sounds like you need to drink quicker Araz!
Or use the Parka!