One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from
> across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
> He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
> and meet with President Hillary Clinton. The Marine replied, "Sir,
> Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man
> said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man
> approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like
> to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again
> told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President
> and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.
> The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
> very
> same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
> Hillary
> Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
> man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
> asking
> to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
> Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
> understand?"
> The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your
> answer!"
> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."
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