A newcomer in Alaska gets a homestead back in bush. His nearest neighbor lives about 40 miles away.After being there for a while his nearest neigbor, a big burly guy, shows up and introduces himself. After visiting for a while the neighbor ask the newcomer if he would like to come over for a party next Satuday.The newcomer says "Sure". The neighbor says "There will probably be alot of drinking going on". Newcomer says "Ok". Neighbor says "Might be some fighting ". Newcomer says Oh? Neighbor says "Probably be some wild sxx going on". The Newcomer is starting to get concerned. Newcomer ask "Well, who's all coming to this party? Neighbor says " Oh, there'll only be you and me."
Newcomer.
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O/T Humor
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