Funny Joke

DropTine · Post by **DropTine** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:33 pm

I got this joke from my good friends at whitetailworld.com

An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field browsing on acorns.
8 pointer says, "I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along."
4 pointer says, "I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!"
Button buck says, "My two are alright, better than nothing I guess."

Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into the field.
The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
The big buck made a huge scrape and pissed in it, rubbed a phone pole
and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

8 pointer says, "I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really needs 10 anyways?"
4 pointer says, "You know.. come to think of it, I could only really use one or two of mine!"
The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in confusion.
Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!
He rips and tears up some grass... pisses all over the place, snorts & Weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean off!
Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

His friends immediately jump him, "What the hell are you doing!?"

"I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!" he replies.

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:40 pm

Better safe than sorry!

flbuckmaster · Post by **flbuckmaster** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:54 pm

now that a good one!

Farmer · Post by **Farmer** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:45 am

That was good one,

you made me spill some coffee .

Golden Eagle · Post by **Golden Eagle** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:02 am

wabi · Post by **wabi** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:03 am

good one!

Andre Leblanc · Post by **Andre Leblanc** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:59 pm

You never want a 25 point buck tap you on the shoulder and ask you "You're not here for the huntin, are ya?"

P.S. If you here a banjo playin...RUN!!

huntman · Post by **huntman** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:44 pm

LOL

DropTine · Post by **DropTine** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:14 pm

LMAO Andre!