O/T Pigs

Digger · Post by **Digger** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:47 pm

Farmer gets a phone call from his
farmhand.I've run over a pig and
its stuck under the tractor still alive,
the man says, Shoot him says the
farmer and then bury him. About 20
mins later he gets another phone call
done that, what should i do with his speed
camera?:

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:56 pm

Digger, I was on my way out of state not long ago while driving Hwy 64W ... and as I left the area of Nashville, NC, I saw a guy up on the side of a hill ... bundled up in a sleeping bag, sitting in a fold-up camp lounge, wearing a big coat and a Mad Bomber hat ... and as I drew abreast of him, I saw that he was looking down the highway through what looked like a pair of huge binoculars.

As I went by, I saw the shield of the NC Highway Patrol on his hat ... he was sitting out in the cold and wind radaring speeders, and radioing ahead to his fellow cops down the road! They had two stopped about a mile on from there!

Talk about dedication.

Guess I'd better shave some lead off that foot!

dick195252 · Post by **dick195252** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:44 am

Thats very Good

wild bill · Post by **wild bill** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:17 am

Kinda shocks me that a retired fire captain would refer to a police officer as a "pig".

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:06 pm

wild bill wrote:Kinda shocks me that a retired fire captain would refer to a police officer as a "pig".

I was called a lot worse when I was on the job. You have to keep in mind that when Digger was a fireman he could only brag about his "inch and a half".

Digger · Post by **Digger** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:28 pm

A.W wrote:
wild bill wrote:Kinda shocks me that a retired fire captain would refer to a police officer as a "pig".
I was called a lot worse when I was on the job. You have to keep in mind that when Digger was a fireman he could only brag about his "inch and a half".

Some of us had "2 1/2 and 3" to brag about too Al .

saxman · Post by **saxman** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:19 pm

I definitly smell a pork product of some sort.

munch · Post by **munch** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:02 pm

hey digger don't they remind you of flies (THEY EAT DUNG AND BOTHER PEOPLE)

crowe · Post by **crowe** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:22 pm

Obviously not a farmer or a cop or do you respect either one of those professions to think that is at all funny.Excalibur should not have "jokes" like that posted or the idiots on the forum that would post them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pydpiper · Post by **Pydpiper** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:18 am

crowe wrote:Excalibur should not have "jokes" like that posted or the idiots on the forum that would post them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What Excalibur could do without is people coming along and referring to respected members as idiots for posting a harmless joke, there are two kinds of cops out there, ones who can laugh at funny jokes, and ones nobody likes. They are usually young punks who place themselves above other people on a quest for unsubstantiated power, we have all met at least one of each.
Welcome to the forum!

saxman · Post by **saxman** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:40 am

I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who wear the badge
No offence intended.

I know some pretty good sax player jokes as well.
Welcome to the forum friend
Stick aroung long enough and someone will get to what ever it is you do.
Laughter is a good thing.

Whats the difference between a Tenor sax and a pizza?
The pizza can feed a family,OUCH!!!!!!
I resemble that remark.

Doe Master · Post by **Doe Master** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:49 am

You know people on this forum come from all walks of life .We have a minister,retired and current armed force personnel,students,business people and working people .We all have respect for the other persons profession , but if we can`t or don`t have laughter in this world it would be a very dull place .

Of all people I know Digger has the highest of respect for a profession that he worked side by side with in his daily duty as a emergency service person.
In the past we have been very good in policing ourselves on what is over the top .Without having to have Peter step in and delete a bad post.
PS Welcome to the forum

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:43 pm

I'm ex-army, ex-police. I've been shot at, sh^t on, pi$$ed on and blown up. Mostly before I was 21 years of age. It would take more than that to get me ticked off.

Anyway. Pigs are nature. Nature is beautiful and coming from Digger I consider that a compliment......... I think.

Guigsy · Post by **Guigsy** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:47 pm

Holy CROWE, someone needs to relax. I totally interpreted that as good fun and not meant to bash anyone or their profession. As you can see most of the people commenting have developed relationships/friendships with each other and are like family. I'm fairly new here too but I definitely get on here at least once a day to enjoy the posts.

"I smell bacon, I smell pork, look out piggy I got a fork!"

Sorry hope this doesn't offend anyone, had to throw it in.

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:53 pm

Welcome, Crowe and Guigsy!

This is the best forum I know of.