O/T Yet Another Joke. But This One Is Mathematically Proven.

[Rage_A_Holic]

We can start with some basic well known equations.

Equation #1)
Girls require Time, and Money... Therefore:
Girls = Time x Money

Equation #2)
Time is Money... Therefore:
Time = Money

Equation #3)
Money is the root of all Evil... Therefore:
Money = Evil


OK. now that we have 3 equations, we can start combining terms:

Starting with Equation #1, and substituting Time for Money based on Equation #2:

Girls = Time x Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money^2

Now we can substitute Money, for Evil based on Equation #3

Girls = Money^2
Girls = (Evil)^2

Which leaves us with
Girls = Evil

[Grizzly Adam]

So what's your formula for avoiding their snares, Rage?