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Normous
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Another Blond Joke

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I
think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know
five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Post by dick195252 »

:lol: Thats a Great one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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love it

Post by dutchhunter »

thats great :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by TYE »

Now THAT was hilarious!
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Post by Farmer »

:lol: Spilled a little coffee on that one !! :D :D
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Post by MNDeerHunter »

Blondes - what would we do without them :roll: Probably run out of jokes :lol: :lol:
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