Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you know where God is, son?' The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, 'Where is God?'
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What
happened?'
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time,'
'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'
O/T Two Brothers
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Disabled guy applies for a job as a bell ringer at a church. Pastor is reluctant to hire him as he's in a wheel chair. Does so anyhow and the guy would roll his chair at the bell and boink it w/ his head. One night he missed the bell and fell 100' to the blacktop pavement. Two old ladies were the 1st to see his remains. One asked the other if she knew him The reply was "No, but his face sure rings a bell" [hang on, it gets worse]
After the funeral the deceased's brother asks for the job. The pastor hires him even though he knows the brother has a drinking problem. You guessed it, one night the brother gets drunk and does a header onto the same parking lot. Same two old ladies discover him. Same question, "Who is it" Reply, "Dunno, but he's a dead ringer for his brother"
Disabled guy applies for a job as a bell ringer at a church. Pastor is reluctant to hire him as he's in a wheel chair. Does so anyhow and the guy would roll his chair at the bell and boink it w/ his head. One night he missed the bell and fell 100' to the blacktop pavement. Two old ladies were the 1st to see his remains. One asked the other if she knew him The reply was "No, but his face sure rings a bell" [hang on, it gets worse]
After the funeral the deceased's brother asks for the job. The pastor hires him even though he knows the brother has a drinking problem. You guessed it, one night the brother gets drunk and does a header onto the same parking lot. Same two old ladies discover him. Same question, "Who is it" Reply, "Dunno, but he's a dead ringer for his brother"
"Eze 18:21"