O/T A little humor

ONLY8PTS · Post by **ONLY8PTS** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:27 pm

Did you hear the one about the stone masons daughter?
Everyone took her for granite.

fogducker · Post by **fogducker** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:42 pm

do you know the difference between meat and fish?

if you beat your fish it will die

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:16 pm

A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve your type in here."

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender says, "Olive or Twist?"

A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, I'm not serving you. You're already out of your skull."

And, finally ...

A cowboy walks into a bar. When he leaves, he realizes that someone has painted his horse. He bursts through the doors and yells, "Hey! I wanna know which one of you painted my horse!" A seven foot tall ugly hulk of a man stands up, turns around and growls menacingly, "I DID! WHAT'S IT TO YA?"

The cowboy says, "Just wanted to tell you that the first coat's dry, Sir."

TPM · Post by **TPM** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:23 pm

A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar tender says, "Sorry, we don't serve pieces of string here" so he left. Outside he pulls apart one end of himself and ties himself in a knot and goes back into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the piece of string that was just in here?". "No" says the piece of string, "I'm a frayed knot!".

dick195252 · Post by **dick195252** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:03 am

awshucks · Post by **awshucks** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:18 am

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Well, it could happen!

ONLY8PTS · Post by **ONLY8PTS** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:13 am

Was it my cousin,.......Paddy O'Furniture?