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blond joke

Post by Digger » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:56 pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ....' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . ..


'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'
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Post by Fergie10 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:59 pm

hahahahaha that's a good one :lol: :lol:

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Post by Grizzly Adam » Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:09 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

We needed some comic relief ... it was getting hot in here! 8) 8)
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Post by dick195252 » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks i needed That :D
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Post by mikej » Thu Sep 04, 2008 4:49 pm

thats a good one

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Post by Normous » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:16 pm

Another-

FINALLY. THE BLONDE JOKE
TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

> A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
> car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
> She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
> 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
>
> The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
>
> The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
> and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
>
> The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
> OK, you can go! I didn't realize you were a cop!'
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Post by mikej » Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:43 pm

another good one

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