O/T Ugliest portrait in the world?

Skarek · Post by **Skarek** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:27 am

I just stumbled upon this marvelous painting done about 1515. It is called The Ugly Duchess by Quentin Matsys. It might be the ugliest portrait in the world and is quite disturbing...

Who would buy this and put it on their wall?

Farmer · Post by **Farmer** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:37 am

I have seen some ugly women in my time

That had been wacked with the ugly stick , that lady got womped by the whole darn tree

You would not want to stumble into that after dark .. Yikes

dick195252 · Post by **dick195252** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:45 am

In my Younger days i never got that DRUNK To make that look good at Bar Time

Brampton Mike · Post by **Brampton Mike** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:24 am

Never went to bed with an ugly woman at last call but woke up with a few looking like that!!!!!!!

Brampton Mike

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:29 am

The only thing I would hang that over is my target bag~!

bob1961 · Post by **bob1961** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:59 am

Sandman wrote:The only thing I would hang that over is my target bag~!

yer arrows wouldn't even go near that to hit it

...........bob

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Pydpiper · Post by **Pydpiper** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:16 am

I think she heard you guys, now she is giving you the finger.

bob1961 · Post by **bob1961** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:22 am

i got an idea....print out that picture to hang on the fridge with the saying....

"this is what you'll look like if you don't stick with yer diet"

....i know i won't be eating today after seeing that

...............bob

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vixenmaster · Post by **vixenmaster** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:11 am

i do believe she would make a train take a dirt road!

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:20 am

smokepolehall wrote:i do believe she would make a train take a dirt road!

Morning chuckle~!

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:24 am

"Ugly enough to make a boomerang fly straight."

mikej · Post by **mikej** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:57 pm

beauty is only a light switch away but it never gets dark enough for that

sumner4991 · Post by **sumner4991** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:05 pm

I didn't know they had implants in the 1500's.

I guess they should have discovered pastic surgery first.

Skarek · Post by **Skarek** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:18 pm

sumner4991 wrote:I didn't know they had implants in the 1500's.

Me and my friends are working on a theory. If you look at the perfect symmetrical line from the cleft to the arm pit it is obvious that the breasts are implants. Our conclusion is that this is a male time traveler that has had plastic surgery in our times to change his sex and then returned to the 1500's. His body suffered terribly from the time travel and the total decay of the looks are an result of this. The only thing that has coped with the penetration of the space time continuum are the new synthetic breasts.

taxman · Post by **taxman** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:36 pm

i guess this is the result of centuries on imbreeding.

i thought this was a photoshop spoof until i googled her. true dat...