For the women: Answering nature's call

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:34 pm

DrDan wrote:Gol dang it Vix don't be taking a Viagra now. You could be dangerous hosing down everything in sight!

Don't need a pill, it comes with an extension.

Didn't really want to mention that and make all you guys jealous....

DrDan · Post by **DrDan** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:51 pm

You gonna be up a tree piddling with that gizmo and a big buck gonna show up and you'll drop the gizzmo and wet yahself! Remind me to tell you about the time I was taking a dump and a buck came along with 4 does following him... Maybe I better not tell that story!

Brampton Mike · Post by **Brampton Mike** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:38 am

Does that mean you will not be mooning us in the woods anymore Vix????

Brampton Mike

Old Buck · Post by **Old Buck** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:08 am

Couldn't let this one go by. Big improvement over what the farm ladies had to invent while helping with the harvests( a piece of bent cardboard, mens overhauls and a fence corner) It will at least help allow everyone to participate in what they enjoy.

hikerman · Post by **hikerman** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:05 am

Woman standing up to do what?
It really IS all going to hell, next they will be righting the names in the snow.

Just kidding.

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:27 am

I know it sounds a little silly, like women just want to stand up for the sake of standing up, but it's honestly not the case. It gets cold up here in the fall/winter and we dress in layers. It's a royal PITA to struggle with pulling down layers over tall boots in deep snow. Forget about wearing nice, warm bib pants - those are just way too awkward.

I mostly hunt on my own but there are others who hunt the same woods (some trespass

) I should probably be glad for every opportunity to moon them, but there's something about having your pants around your ankles that makes you feel pretty awkward.

Hey guys, I'm honestly the furthest thing from a feminist. I love guys who are real guys, I love guys being chivalrous, and I'm glad to be a girl.

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:26 am

VixChix wrote: Hey guys, I'm honestly the furthest thing from a feminist. I love guys who are real guys, I love guys being chivalrous, and I'm glad to be a girl.

No worries, Vix.

You have proven yourself to be a lady on this forum!

We need more like you.

Since we already thought of you as "one of the guys" ... we'll just consider your use of the Shewee as the sincerest form of flattery!

I can imagine what a drag it would be trying to tap a kidney in winter clothes, up north, using the usual female technique.

Sounds like a good idea to me!

mikej · Post by **mikej** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:47 pm

interesting vix. i'll look into one for my wife

Brampton Mike · Post by **Brampton Mike** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:45 am

Okay who wants pic of VixChick mooning?????

Brampton Mike

PS: Just kidding although i did get 35 requests!!!!!!!!!

TPM · Post by **TPM** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:54 pm

PS: Just kidding although i did get 35 requests!!!!!!!!!

So Mike, you mean there are 35 people out here who want to see you moon?

mikej · Post by **mikej** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:53 pm

i think he ment there are 35 people that want to see vix moon

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 4:37 pm

Awww... trust me guys, I worry about scaring off the wildlife with the size of this moon!

Rich · Post by **Rich** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:09 pm

Vixchic,

On the serious side, does it come with a hose extension to drain into a bottle. My wife could really use one.

Rich

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:41 pm

Rich wrote:Vixchic,

On the serious side, does it come with a hose extension to drain into a bottle. My wife could really use one.

Rich

Yup - Rich, it does. It's an option for a few extra $.

I can think of so many situations in the past when I wish I'd have had one - ww canoe trips during in blackfly season, road biking with a pack of guys (always was on the look out for a discreet spot), fishing in an open boat with guys who wouldn't go back to shore, ice fishing, stuck in traffic on the 401

, camping, and off course hunting... I'm glad I'm a woman, but it isn't always a picnic. LOL

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:40 am

VixChix wrote:Awww... trust me guys, I worry about scaring off the wildlife with the size of this moon!

I never have liked hunting during a full moon.