For the women: Answering nature's call

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VixChix
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For the women: Answering nature's call

Post by VixChix »

I hope I don't offend anyone with this topic.
I'm posting it in hopes that it helps some women out there.

Okay guys, don't laugh.... here goes.

I know that some of you would like to get the women in your life to join you in outdoor pursuits. One of the deterents for women is answering the call of nature, especially when bundled up, and especially around guys. Not all women grow up learning how to "go" without facilities.

I remember being a youngster icefishing with my Dad and brothers out on a lake. The guys just turned their backs and went. I had to pull down layers and layers and try to be discreet while trying not to lose my balance in the snow. No fun. Hunting, canoeing, camping, skiing, fishing, hiking, cycling... women feel like we have to run for cover before being able to go.

In the past I've had guys ask me about various urinary aids and what I'd recommend for their wives. I've tried some with limited success - none that I'd really feel comfortable recommending.

However I just ordered and received a Shewee from
http://www.shewee.ca/
(Remember, I said don't laugh!) :)
Shipped very quickly and I have to say I'm impressed. It worked fine first try - no practicing, though they recommend it. I'll be taking it along into the woods (and icky public bathrooms)

Thought I’d let ya know my experiences…

We now return you to regular programming. :lol:
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Post by Stosh »

Thank You, My wife will like one I am sure.

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Post by Normous »

I can just picture it now. For days before the hunt, all Patti eats is apples and apples. Then from her tree stand she "shewee's" all over the place and kills a huge buck.
Sounds good to me.
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Post by Grizzly Adam »

www.shewee.com says:

Shewee is a moulded plastic funnel that provides women with a simple, private and hygienic method of urinating without removing clothes while standing up!

When positioned securely under the crotch, with panties pushed to one side, Shewee directs urine away from the body to a suitable place, such as a toilet, a container, a Shewee Absorbent Pouch or a conveniently located tree!

Well, I can see it now, Vix:

Somebody who knows you is sitting in a tree stand in the area you hunt (though you don't know they're there) ... and you go walking by ... they think "There goes Vix on her way to her stand" ... and all of a sudden they see you stop, make some motions at your fly, and whizz against a tree! :shock: :shock:

That should make for some good barroom talk around town. :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
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Post by TPM »

Does it come in RealTree Hardwoods? :D Looks like a pretty useful tool but I'm glad nature gave me a "Hewee". :lol:
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Post by VixChix »

It'll save us gals from getting insect bites in inconvenient places! :lol:
I wish I'd had one of these 20 yrs ago.

Norm - when it happens, you'll have to post photos of the Patti's Shewee buck in the trophy room! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Normous »

I'll get the camera ready :wink:
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Post by raydaughety »

Vixchick, please remember that I'm medicated :D a lot :D how could you possibly post something like that and ask me not to laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . There, I feel better. Seriously, it's about time that the hunting industry started thinking about "gear" for the ladies. I'm sure that a lot of ladies that enjoy the outdoors will appreciate your post but, the first gal I see in the woods turn around and 'whip it out" I'm finding a different hobby :wink: . Do they come in pink camo for gender identification purposes. :D
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Post by chris4570 »

Now that you have the shewee can you pee in a bottle and hold onto your crossbow just in case that monster buck comes strolling by?
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Post by DrDan »

Gheesh and then yah gotta "drip dry"?
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Post by VixChix »

DrDan wrote:Gheesh and then yah gotta "drip dry"?
Nope - no dripping. That's the beauty of it. :lol:
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Post by maple »

I THINK THAT'S GREAT.

:lol:

So many times my wife has sat in the car during country drives saying.

I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO NOW.

This may be the answer.
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Post by Cossack »

As a 68 yr old guy who has to deal with the "I gotta go now" issue more often than I'd like, I think it's great. May want to couple it with a gallon plastic bag to collect the results, esp in a stand.
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Post by saxman »

Thats cool
Does it shrink in the cold,SORRY,had to go there
If you shake it more than twice youre!
never mind :shock: :shock:

I bought Erica one of these

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Post by DrDan »

Gol dang it Vix don't be taking a Viagra now. You could be dangerous hosing down everything in sight!
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