OT NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

[saxman]

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

'In this country. we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'


$5.00 says you're gonna read this again

[vixenmaster]

thats funny!

[Farmer]

That was a good one !!! Where do you want me to send the 5 bucks .

[sumner4991]

Talk about not speaking the english . . .here's one . . .

Every teacher should take note of this one!!!

OKAY. How would you pronounce this as a child's name???

"Le - a"

Leah?? NO

Lee - A?? NOPE

Lay - a?? NO

Lei?? Guess Again.

Are you resorting to tongue clicks yet?? Scroll down It's pronounced "Ledasha" oh yes...you read it right. The dash is not silent.

Her mother is irate because everyone at school is getting her name wrong.

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to

Pronounce the dash.

When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said "the dash don't be silent."

[wabi]

That was a good one !!! Where do you want me to send the 5 bucks .

Sax,
You're going to be rich if members are honest!
Where do we sent the $5.?

[DrDan]

OMG that was funny!

[raydaughety]

Crap, I owe him $20 .

[dick195252]

[VixChix]

Crap, I owe him $20 .

[mikej]

that was a good one. i read it 3 times

[saxman]

that was a good one. i read it 3 times

You owe me $15