Name Game

Straightshooter · Post by **Straightshooter** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:08 pm

How about these : Raconteur or Griot. I think they will work for you Mike P

mikej · Post by **mikej** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:56 pm

Mike P wrote:
VixChix wrote: Awww..... Mike, now you're bring back bad memories!!!
I know Vix, the vision of Norm (Enormous) on the handlebars still haunts me to this day!

fuzzy wrote:You write,.....you drink a little so why not "Authur Lush"?
Obviously fuzzy, you don't know me very well.

there were no handle bars on that bike

M&M · Post by **M&M** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:06 pm

mike I also am a mike but considering your writing talent I was thinking that Wordsmith would be appropriate M&M

Mike P · Post by **Mike P** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:24 am

mikej wrote:there were no handle bars on that bike

Norm took them mike and what he was doing with them was most disturbing.

Mike P · Post by **Mike P** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:08 am

We have now taken this ridiculous thread to four pages and over fifty responses. Are we this desperate for any form of entertainment here on the forum? Apparently we are.

Although I do have another theory: I think everyone keeps looking here to see who will be the next insulted. Well, not everyone, unfortunately when we surpassed fifty responses we eliminated awshucks as we exceeded the number he is able to count. So insulting shucks no longer has any meaning.

I think we have drifted too far from the original direction of this thread. It is all about forum names and how they should be related in some form or fashion to describe the forum member. Take wheelie for example.

Now stop this nonsense and quit posting in this thread.

Your giving newcomers a bad impression!

Normous · Post by **Normous** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:12 am

Thats not really the way it goes, You see Mike, even back in the competitive cycling days was starting to develop SAD (Severe Antler Dysfunction). The early symptoms were quite disturbing and disrupting to his cycling career and team. All the teamates and coaches noticed this too. The 92 Olympics were coming up and we knew we had to act fast because Mike was, well, I'm not sure how to describe it, but those curved handlebars were beginning to fascinate Mike in a peculiar way. He seemed to enjoy measuring each length and mumble things like tine length and inside spread. It bothered everbody that Mike wougld disrupt them to measure their handlebars.

I came up with the idea to take Mike's handlebars away and substitute an accordian to take away his aggression. Other SAD therapists recommended the same. Something else must have happened, and I'm not sure the shock treatment worked. I think that was the end of Mikes cycling career back in the early 70's

Even today Mike blames the psycological problem on me as you can see. We did what we could, but could not control his SAD condition which we all know continues today.

Doctors worldwide are still looking for a cure.

sumner4991 · Post by **sumner4991** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:15 am

Mike P wrote:
mikej wrote:there were no handle bars on that bike
Norm took them mike and what he was doing with them was most disturbing.

I perfer to know what Norm is actually doing with those handlebars . . .cause the thought of riding on the handlebar area without the handlebars actually on the bike has to be more disturbing.

Reminds me of the joke . . how do you get four gay hunters on a single bar stood? Notice how I related this post to hunting?

awshucks · Post by **awshucks** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:15 am

Blimp, I can count, I ain't stoopid! I done good in English too, fwiw. The reason the thread is runnin so long is like a real blimp, yer a bag of hot air!

Somebody needed to say it.

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:19 am

I love you guys!

xbowkidd · Post by **xbowkidd** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:29 am

LOL, this is the best "hunting" thread i have read in a while.

Mike P · Post by **Mike P** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:24 pm

xbowkidd wrote:LOL, this is the best "hunting" thread i have read in a while.

We be a huntin for sumthin, we jest aint found it yet.

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:04 pm

Mike P wrote: We be a huntin for sumthin, we jest aint found it yet.

Mike P · Post by **Mike P** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:13 am

awshucks wrote: The reason the thread is runnin so long is like a real blimp, yer a bag of hot air!

Just a quick note that I though was telling. I was showing the Swede the funny posts here in this thread and when she read the quote from awshucks above she said

"Ya, he must know ya."

Norm asked me what her real name is and if you wondered it is Annika.

But my family has called her "Swede" for forty years and even I and all our friends call her by that name. The only time I use Annika is if we are having an argument. I really don't know what name she calls me during arguments because she argues in Swedish.

But I always get the meaning!

Doe Master · Post by **Doe Master** » Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:00 am

I guess Mike " sleeping on the couch and in the doghouse " are pretty much understood in any language .