Important Health facts you should know!!!!!

aerostarp · Post by **aerostarp** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:26 am

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's pen*s is three times the length of his thumb.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

saxman · Post by **saxman** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:07 am

mikej · Post by **mikej** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:50 am

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:14 am

So if my thumb is about 3", what does that mean?

lscha · Post by **lscha** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:36 am

I think it means you can hitchhike wherever it's legal.

wabi · Post by **wabi** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:41 am

Guess I won't be on here for a few days - I'll be hanging by my thumbs trying to stretch them out.

mikej · Post by **mikej** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:46 am

wabi wrote:Guess I won't be on here for a few days - I'll be hanging by my thumbs trying to stretch them out.

thats funny

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:48 am

lscha wrote:I think it means you can hitchhike wherever it's legal.

If I did and you saw me, would you give me a ride?

lscha · Post by **lscha** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:28 pm

If you look like your avatar, yes.

ooops, you could change that, huh?

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:34 pm

Speaking of Avatars, methinks yours would bring any man's "thumb" to attention.

sumner4991 · Post by **sumner4991** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:38 pm

ComfyBear wrote:Speaking of Avatars, methinks yours would bring any man's "thumb" to attention.

That's a compliment of the highest Xcalibur. However, you two might want to start a private thread.

lscha · Post by **lscha** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:39 pm

huntman · Post by **huntman** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:25 pm

Hopefully the forum members' kids that saw the "bad" avatars cannot read cause this thread spells XXX all over it! lol

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:32 pm

huntman wrote:Hopefully the forum members' kids that saw the "bad" avatars cannot read cause this thread spells XXX all over it! lol

Only if they are mature enough to understand "double entendre"

MPSNIPER · Post by **MPSNIPER** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:40 pm

well that would explain why my wife always said " your all thumbs"