You might be a redneck if?

theoldarcher · Post by **theoldarcher** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:10 am

Here in the South most people look at us as being a bunch of rednecks. Jeff Foxworthy has made a very comfortable living making fun of us ol’ rednecks and even had a whole comedy routine about “You might be a redneck if”?

Well here is my contribution to that series and before you ask, yes it actually happened!

If you and your wife have ever argued over who is taking the kids to school and who is going to go hunting…..You might be a redneck!

Farmer · Post by **Farmer** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:25 am

LOL

Doe Master · Post by **Doe Master** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:48 am

You don`t have to live down south to be a redneck

I know a family that has to decide who stays home and who gets to go hunt .

You know you may be a redneck if : your answering machine is turkeys calling .

huntone · Post by **huntone** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:51 am

Red Neck here.........That one hasn't happened to me, however I wish that it would.

Boo · Post by **Boo** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:53 am

Doe Master wrote: You don`t have to live down south to be a redneck
I know a family that has to decide who stays home and who gets to go hunt .
You know you may be a redneck if : your answering machine is turkeys calling .

Hmmmmm I wonder who that is??? LOL!

raydaughety · Post by **raydaughety** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:23 am

Doe Master wrote: You don`t have to live down south to be a redneck
I know a family that has to decide who stays home and who gets to go hunt .
You know you may be a redneck if : your answering machine is turkeys calling .

How on earth did you get my phone number???? Seriously, I've been bit by the turkey bug bad, my cell phone's ringtone is 4 clucks, 2 gobbles, the sound of racking one into the chamber followed by the report of the shotgun.
Oh, and this is how I wake up every morning:

http://www.cabelas.com/prod-1/0029312619466a.shtml

Did I mention that I love to turkey hunt

CF, I can't believe that you don't have the "turkey tone" on your cell

. If you want it, send me a PM and I'll get it to ya. That goes for the rest of you red necks too.

Doe Master · Post by **Doe Master** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:28 am

Got to admit Ray it really does confuse the telemarketers.

You will hear a "huh then click "

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:40 am

Ray - that ROCKS!

Would make those 3 a.m. mornings just a little easier to take.

DoeMaster - I'm tempted to call just to hear your answering machine.

TPM and I usually have to take turns going out and I mostly hunt alone. Even on those rare occasions when we get out together for an afternoon, we hunt in separate spots on the same property - usually opposite ends, depending on the wind. I'm really fortunate that Tim's the kind of guy that doesn't get uptight about me going hunting with other guys from time to time. Would go out with other gals, but they're in short supply around here.

My boy start Jr. Kindergarten this fall. I'm praying for a flex-time job that will let me drop him off at school and then head to the farm!

Calling us rednecks wouldn't be an insult at all.

Grizzly Adam · Post by **Grizzly Adam** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:04 am

VixChix wrote: I'm really fortunate that Tim's the kind of guy that doesn't get uptight about me going hunting with other guys from time to time.

There's a lot to be said for commitment in marriage, isn't there, Vix?

Doe Master · Post by **Doe Master** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:39 am

Vix wrote:

DoeMaster - I'm tempted to call just to hear your answering machine.

You would not be the first to phone it just for the machine .

Maybe now that turkey season is over ,I should put a coyote barks and howl .

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:48 pm

Grizzly Adam wrote:
VixChix wrote: I'm really fortunate that Tim's the kind of guy that doesn't get uptight about me going hunting with other guys from time to time.
There's a lot to be said for commitment in marriage, isn't there, Vix?

You got it, Grizz! I'm a lucky gal!

Tim knows it's good for me to be out in the woods... I come back a happier person, a better mother & wife.

raydaughety · Post by **raydaughety** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:43 pm

Hey Vix, Maybe you could take Tina with you for a few days

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Cossack · Post by **Cossack** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:31 pm

You may be a redneck if your Sunday best is in the latest Realtree pattern....and you actually wear it to church.

Grizzilla · Post by **Grizzilla** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:13 pm

You may be a redneck if you carry your taxidermist and butcher's business cards with you all the time.