Don't leave home without it...

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:26 pm

Learned a valuable lesson the hard way this weekend.

I left home without my SheWee thinking that since I was traveling with a Tim Horton's coffee addict we'd be making more than enough pit stops.

On the way home yesterday we hit stopped traffic north of Orillia and heard there was an accident so we hit the backroads to try to get around it.

No facilities on the winding backroads. If you know what the little Ontario sideroads are like up between hwy 11 and hwy 69 you know what I mean. Kept looking for a good place to duck into the woods but the road was winding up and down hills with no shoulders and no safe place to stop. Finally found a clearing on the rocky Canadian Shield. Relief was in sight!

I pulled off the road and ducked behind a small juniper to pee. Heard a buzzing sound, thought "Massassauga Rattler" for a brief moment, but then I looked down and saw my leg was crawling with angry wasps heading north. I'd peed on their nest! One hand pulling up my pants and the other trying to brush them off so that they wouldn't get stuck in my undies. It was bad. Got to the car but didn't want to get in and bring them all with me. Brushed off as many as I could and drove away. Had received a pile of painful bites but thankfully I'm not allergic.

Stopped a few km down the road (we were on still on the winding backroads) got out on the drivers side to moon my passenger to have her check to see if I had any wasp casualties stuck to my a$$. As I'm doing that (still on the driver's side of the car at the side of the road) a couple comes by in a convertible.

I quickly try to pull up the middle of my pants, assume the "oops I got to go pee pose" and wave at them as they go by. They both waved and passed us while laughing their heads off. Thank goodness that's several 100 km away and I'll never see them again.

So the moral of the story is (say it with me now, girls!): Don't leave home without your SheWee!

lscha · Post by **lscha** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:39 pm

A valuable lesson, indeed! It is not SAFE to go anywhere without it. Just think, if you hadn't forgotten it you could have waved to everyone on the highway instead of just wasps.

munch · Post by **munch** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:52 pm

vix do you realize you and tim could be rich today if only your friend had video next time forget the she wee and take the damm camera

TripleM · Post by **TripleM** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:14 pm

Ok,Ok!!!
Curiousity kills the cat. Where do I get one of these SheWee's for the wife?!!!
Seems like when we're on the road she has to go at the most worst times possible.
She has no prob stopping next to the bar ditch on the side of the backroads, but sometimes I wonder when she's gonna cause an auto accident with that lighted up full moon shining being beside the truck and not in the sky where it's supposed to be.
I need to get out more...........

Pydpiper · Post by **Pydpiper** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:19 pm

Too funny!!!

lscha · Post by **lscha** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:21 pm

For those of us in the US. http://www.sheweeusa.com/shop/

Doe Master · Post by **Doe Master** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:22 pm

vixenmaster · Post by **vixenmaster** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:24 pm

gee you know that had to been buzzing time,

so just how many times did you receive their shared stingers, sorry fer your pain & discomfort

Meat Hunter · Post by **Meat Hunter** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:26 pm

VixChix,

When we are traveling, I often have to remind Miss Anne of:

Meat Hunters Razor –

“Modesty decreases in direct proportion to the amount of pressure on the bladder.”

N8tr Boy · Post by **N8tr Boy** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:33 pm

Man does that ever paint a picture!

Normous · Post by **Normous** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:36 pm

I hope that never happens again. Funny story though.

sumner4991 · Post by **sumner4991** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:51 pm

Oh, so that was you. I'll post pictures later.

Shotnbeer · Post by **Shotnbeer** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:00 pm

I never did it but I had a bluetick coon hound pee on an electric fence. He didn't hunt for about a month after that one.

bobby2bears · Post by **bobby2bears** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:22 pm

Well at least you didn't do like my ex-wife and sit in burnhazel!

But still very funny great story!

one shot scott · Post by **one shot scott** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:24 pm