37 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man

[DrDan]

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

[M&M]

thats a good one dan

[munch]

hey are you suppose to be here git

[wabi]

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

Also one belt will do the job.


Good one Dan!

[Boo]

Dan, you're not getting any tonight are ya? LOL!

[agingcrossbower]

Dan;
How did you jump the fence and get here. Munch is going to get the cattle prod out. Now as Munch would say, GIT!

[Boo]

Dan;
How did you jump the fence and get here. Munch is going to get the cattle prod out. Now as Munch would say, GIT!

[DrDan]

Excuse me it was Jack Daniel's Black - I got lost and posted in wrong room!

[Island Hunter]

That's a good one.

[munch]

Excuse me it was Jack Daniel's Black - I got lost and posted in wrong room!

the only black i see is you dan and there is one in every family (SHEEP) what would this place be like without you .keep em coming

[Stash]

Well I can agree with a few but I must not be your average gal because I HATE shopping unless it is CDN Tire or a sports store, I could care less what I wear most of the time, rubber boots are cool and comfortable, weddings are a royal waste of money and so is any piece of clothing over $50 unless it is has carhartt or camo on it, I can open a jar and I do my nails with a pocket knife because it works better Now the ass, hips and that crap God made us women live with each month is a different story!

bugs: would you be interested in having a little chat with my wife sometime????