O/T speaking German in Texas

[Hoss]

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have crap in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."

[georgiaboy]

Somebody get that man a bucket!!!

[Raymond]

, that was a good one, . Happy New Year.
Thanks,
Raymond

[j.krug]

Priceless!!

[Farmer]

LOL !!!