O/T - Volume 1 Is Now Available
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O/T - Volume 1 Is Now Available
With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of
"Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.
"Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.
The Only Purpose Of Bread Is To Hold Meat!
Common Sense Isn't Common Any More..........
"Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats." --- Ellwoodjake
I'm a second-hand vegetarian. Deer eat vegetables, I eat deer.
Common Sense Isn't Common Any More..........
"Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats." --- Ellwoodjake
I'm a second-hand vegetarian. Deer eat vegetables, I eat deer.
Re: O/T - Volume 1 Is Now Available
Probably a good read but I imagine postage would be a killer!!
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Re: O/T - Volume 1 Is Now Available
Considering that that is only volume 1...........j.krug wrote:Probably a good read but I imagine postage would be a killer!!
Come on folks! It's a joke! Sad that only j.krug is the only one who has commented on it. I thought for sure there would be more brave souls on here than just j.krug........
The Only Purpose Of Bread Is To Hold Meat!
Common Sense Isn't Common Any More..........
"Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats." --- Ellwoodjake
I'm a second-hand vegetarian. Deer eat vegetables, I eat deer.
Common Sense Isn't Common Any More..........
"Salad isn't food. Salad is what food eats." --- Ellwoodjake
I'm a second-hand vegetarian. Deer eat vegetables, I eat deer.
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I'm gonna put off buying it until it comes out on tape.
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I don,t need a book I learned all I need to know the hard way!! I learned the most important thing of all ( most women hate to see a man have any fun)
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Can you email me a copy instead, saves the shipping that way.
Matt
Matt
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40 years of marriage has taught me 4 simple rules.
# 1 "Yes, ma'am"
# 2 "No, ma'am"
# 3 "I'll do better, ma'am"
# 4 If I have any questions, she will let me know.
# 1 "Yes, ma'am"
# 2 "No, ma'am"
# 3 "I'll do better, ma'am"
# 4 If I have any questions, she will let me know.
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Re: O/T - Volume 1 Is Now Available
Thanks, that's a hoot. Now we know why men die early !!!
Follow Bill's quote: 'Always hit yer target'
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Cliff Notes?
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Understanding men is much easier!!!
Understanding Men:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
Translated: “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated: “I remember the names and stats of dozens of football players’, the telephone number of my first girlfriend, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”
“OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
(AHEM... Agingxbower??!?!)
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
Understanding Men:
“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
Translated: “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated: “I remember the names and stats of dozens of football players’, the telephone number of my first girlfriend, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”
“OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
(AHEM... Agingxbower??!?!)
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
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Re: O/T - Volume 1 Is Now Available
Volume 1? I thought it was the index.Big58cal wrote:Considering that that is only volume 1...........j.krug wrote:Probably a good read but I imagine postage would be a killer!!
Come on folks! It's a joke! Sad that only j.krug is the only one who has commented on it. I thought for sure there would be more brave souls on here than just j.krug........
The most important blood trail leads to the Cross...
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My dad told me 30 years ago when i got married you can be one of two things...you can be right or you can be happy can't be both
My dad's a smart man!!
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Sounds like you don't need that book - you already know everything you need!!!hankenhunter wrote:...But I just smiled and said it's my fault.
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LMAO! Surprised the book is so small!
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It's only the pocket edition!!wheelie wrote:LMAO! Surprised the book is so small!
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