O/T - Volume 1 Is Now Available

[Big58cal]

With great satisfaction we inform you that the first volume of
"Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.

[j.krug]

Probably a good read but I imagine postage would be a killer!!

[Big58cal]

Probably a good read but I imagine postage would be a killer!!

Considering that that is only volume 1...........



Come on folks! It's a joke! Sad that only j.krug is the only one who has commented on it. I thought for sure there would be more brave souls on here than just j.krug........

[one shot scott]

I'm gonna put off buying it until it comes out on tape.

[masboy]

I don,t need a book I learned all I need to know the hard way!! I learned the most important thing of all ( most women hate to see a man have any fun)

[ottawacats]

Can you email me a copy instead, saves the shipping that way.

Matt

[Sopchoppy]

40 years of marriage has taught me 4 simple rules.

# 1 "Yes, ma'am"
# 2 "No, ma'am"
# 3 "I'll do better, ma'am"
# 4 If I have any questions, she will let me know.

[Wknwrur]

Thanks, that's a hoot. Now we know why men die early !!!

[flightattendant100]

Cliff Notes?

[VixChix]

Understanding men is much easier!!!

Understanding Men:

“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”

“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
Translated: “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.”

“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”

“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated: “I remember the names and stats of dozens of football players’, the telephone number of my first girlfriend, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”

“OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”

(AHEM... Agingxbower??!?!)

“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”

“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”

“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”

“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”

“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”

[TPM]

Probably a good read but I imagine postage would be a killer!!

Considering that that is only volume 1...........



Come on folks! It's a joke! Sad that only j.krug is the only one who has commented on it. I thought for sure there would be more brave souls on here than just j.krug........

Volume 1? I thought it was the index.

[georgiaboy]

My dad told me 30 years ago when i got married you can be one of two things...you can be right or you can be happy can't be both
My dad's a smart man!!

[VixChix]

...But I just smiled and said it's my fault.

Sounds like you don't need that book - you already know everything you need!!!

[wheelie]

LMAO! Surprised the book is so small!

[taz3]

LMAO! Surprised the book is so small!

It's only the pocket edition!!