Dear VixChix

sipsey · Post by **sipsey** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:07 pm

TPM is right, here in Bammer land we used to put 2 pillows at the top and two at the bottom---and that was just a regular mattress.

flightattendant100 · Post by **flightattendant100** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:18 pm

sipsey wrote:TPM is right, here in Bammer land we used to put 2 pillows at the top and two at the bottom---and that was just a regular mattress.

Thats plain kinky!

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:22 pm

hankenhunter wrote:Dear Vixchick,
My Wife is Painting and remodeling the living room. She says my Excal will no longer have a place on the wall. But am allowed to hang my aboriginal bows, home made arrows, and artwork that I make. How do I make my "Beast" look aboriginal and will she fall for it?
Messed up in Merritt

Dear Messed Up,

You need to explain to your wife that the recurve crossbow design is both quite primitive and a fine work of art.

If that doesn't allow it entrance into the remodeled hall of fame, I believe you are in your rights to hang it over your headboard. Waking up under the Excalibur for a few nights will either inspire her to take up hunting with your bow, or to give it a place of honour in the living room.

We wish you the best in surviving the remodeling!

Sincerely,

Vix

agingcrossbower · Post by **agingcrossbower** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:32 pm

Dear VixChix;
Here is my problem. Unexpectedly, out of the blue, for no good reason, I drool. As I get older its happening more often. Do not know what brings it on but I will say in my stand with a deer approaching it always happens. The question is, is this OK or will my crossbow rust from this and ruin a good bow? Its right at the corner of my mouth and its embarrassing. Should I try a drool cup and if so in a camo pattern.
Regards;
Leaky

I'm just kidding people.

agingcrossbower · Post by **agingcrossbower** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:51 pm

Are you going to give me advise or am I going to drool to death. Hello!

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:53 pm

agingcrossbower wrote:Dear VixChix;
Here is my problem. Unexpectedly, out of the blue, for no good reason, I drool. As I get older its happening more often. Do not know what brings it on but I will say in my stand with a deer approaching it always happens. The question is, is this OK or will my crossbow rust from this and ruin a good bow? Its right at the corner of my mouth and its embarrassing. Should I try a drool cup and if so in a camo pattern.
Regards;
Leaky

I'm just kidding people.

Dear Leaky,

First we need to ascertain that your drooling is not an indirect result of indulging in recreational refreshment. Having ruled out this potential cause, we advise that you to carry a fine camouflage handkerchief (monogrammed, of course) and not give the drooling issue another thought.

If the drooling becomes more pronounced when a deer approaches it would seem to us that you have a handy "barometer" of sorts, informing you of an imminent opportunity for a shot. If this is the case, then we are certain other hunters will be inviting you to hunt with them.

If you are at all concerned about rust affecting your crossbow, we recommend considering one of the new synthetic mainframe models - perhaps the Ibex SMF? For more information on the SMF see:
http://www.excaliburcrossbow.com/phpBB2 ... =1&t=42093

We wish you many happy hours of drooling in the woods!

Sincerely,
Vix

agingcrossbower · Post by **agingcrossbower** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:08 pm

Thanks for braving the cold basement to respond to this urgent matter. At long last, after years of hiding my drool, I now have purpose and can move forward with my life. Again Thank you.

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:10 pm

agingcrossbower wrote:Thanks for braving the cold basement to respond to this urgent matter. At long last, after years of hiding my drool, I now have purpose and can move forward with my life. Again Thank you.

Be proud! You're seeing deer! Drool is a small price to pay. (Just don't any on Tara's gorgeous stock!)

one shot scott · Post by **one shot scott** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:41 pm

Vix, i dont know how you do it, but every post by you has been witty and very entertaining!! I hope this thread never dies.

Now for my "problem". I have a buddy who has sold me a KICK ARSE crossbow! The situation is that I dont know how to sneak it past the Mrs. An even bigger problem is that i dont know how to properly display this work of art in our (her) living room without telling telling her in advance and getting my arse kicked

Any input?

sent by: powder keg.

agingcrossbower · Post by **agingcrossbower** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:25 am

one shot scott wrote:Vix, i dont know how you do it, but every post by you has been witty and very entertaining!! I hope this thread never dies.

Now for my "problem". I have a buddy who has sold me a KICK ARSE crossbow! The situation is that I dont know how to sneak it past the Mrs. An even bigger problem is that i dont know how to properly display this work of art in our (her) living room without telling telling her in advance and getting my arse kicked

Any input?

sent by: powder keg.

This thread is a HOOT! Roomer has it Vix is a part time fortune teller.

bugs · Post by **bugs** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:18 pm

[/quote] Be proud! You're seeing deer! Drool is a small price to pay. (Just don't any on Tara's gorgeous stock!)[/quote]

Thats right

Vix and I need to plan a CB get together so she can shoot it when I get it

Also her year to get the turkey, since we are both such hunting pro's now Ken can set us up all by ourselves in different locations and he can call between us

By the way this post should be in a hunting magazine. Guys would get such a kick out of it and they could show their wives the reply of a woman.

VixChix · Post by **VixChix** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:28 pm

one shot scott wrote: Now for my "problem". I have a buddy who has sold me a KICK ARSE crossbow! The situation is that I dont know how to sneak it past the Mrs. An even bigger problem is that i dont know how to properly display this work of art in our (her) living room without telling telling her in advance and getting my arse kicked

Any input?

sent by: powder keg.

Dear Mr. One Shot, (whichever one you are),

There is a very simple, medically based solution to your problem: Take one for the cause. Your arse should heal up in less than a week but the bow will be around for years to come; tis but (butt?) a small price to pay.

Just an aside, we googled "Kick Arse Crossbow" and we could not find any manufacturer with that name. Are they a new company?

Sincerely,
Vix

one shot scott · Post by **one shot scott** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:43 pm

He sent me a link. Maybe I should have looked at it before i sent payment. He did say it was "cherry"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFt_FR0lII

soooo......I think I may get my arse kicked despite your good advice Vix.

Are you available for additional counciling?

agingcrossbower · Post by **agingcrossbower** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:04 pm

one shot scott wrote:He sent me a link. Maybe I should have looked at it before i sent payment. He did say it was "cherry"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFt_FR0lII

soooo......I think I may get my arse kicked despite your good advice Vix.

OH I will never forget your name now NEIL. Nice stock.

How far do you think your wife CAN kick you. Great video. You are a dead man walking.

gerald strine · Post by **gerald strine** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:11 pm

That is some fine engineering on that bow

I would be afraid to take it in the woods I would not want to scratch it.

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