Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
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Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
A good old Arkie boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin.' What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your arse!"
j/k
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin.' What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your arse!"
j/k
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Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
Be safe in all you do! See ya in the woods!!!
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Firebolts
Swhacker BH,s 125 grn
cheek pad /excell string
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Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
Did you catch anything?
live everyday as it is your last..It may be
Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
now ya just need to keep yer excal arrows out of it while you shoot target practise ........bob
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exocet 200. STS dampers.
boo string and trigger work.
munch mount quiver mount.
125 gr slick trick magums.
2" blazers on 2117 XX75 w/ brass inserts.
boo string and trigger work.
munch mount quiver mount.
125 gr slick trick magums.
2" blazers on 2117 XX75 w/ brass inserts.
Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
awshucks wrote:It's a lie, ain't got no brother.........
Does this mean there's no boat either!
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Outdoors and Cars
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Outdoors and Cars
I'd rather be hunting
Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
Exocet 175#
Easton, 2216
2"vanes
G5 Montech 125g.
Boo String.
Easton, 2216
2"vanes
G5 Montech 125g.
Boo String.
Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
It was a terribly old joke, started out as Blondes, but since Wheelie is a terribly old friend, I forgive him, lol.
"Eze 18:21"
Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
Hey Wheelie:wheelie wrote:A good old Arkie boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin.' What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your arse!"
j/k
Grab your bow-floaties and join him for some bow-fishing!!!
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal. Love leaves a memory no one can steal"
Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
I'll bet that's what he says too!!awshucks wrote:It's a lie, ain't got no brother.........
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal. Love leaves a memory no one can steal"
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Dan did I not remember you referring to Boo as your brother at BOOFEST last summerawshucks wrote:It's a lie, ain't got no brother.........
Tom
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Tom, Tom, Tom: Thought we settled your hash while you were here w/ Don. As I recall, 1st, we glued your splintered limb.
Then, when we saw how poorly you were doing in the improptu 3-D shoot, we offered you to fire your xbow and then run up and move your target to get a good hit.
We Southerners are, above all else, fair.
Then, when we saw how poorly you were doing in the improptu 3-D shoot, we offered you to fire your xbow and then run up and move your target to get a good hit.
We Southerners are, above all else, fair.
"Eze 18:21"
Re: Congradulations to Awshucks on his win!
May have to with season closed here till May 1st. Could likely hit the same amount of fish only it would be above zero degrees. Only good thing here about winter is peoples furnaces break down! I capitalize on peoples misfortunes!Ont_Excal wrote:Hey Wheelie:wheelie wrote:A good old Arkie boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin.' What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your arse!"
j/k
Grab your bow-floaties and join him for some bow-fishing!!!