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Way Off Topic, But Funny

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For all the new Micro owners, we are now considered, wait for it, :lol: :lol:

Micro - Managers! :lol: :lol:
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xcaliber wrote:For all the new Micro owners, we are now considered, wait for it, :lol: :lol:

Micro - Managers! :lol: :lol:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: ....that's actually pretty funny. Well done.
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xcaliber wrote:For all the new Micro owners, we are now considered, wait for it, :lol: :lol:

Micro - Managers! :lol: :lol:
....that is pretty funny...I think we should all get together, get something to eat and...here it comes get ready.......


......start the MICRO-WAVE! :lol: :lol: :lol:

....yea baby! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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amythntr wrote:
xcaliber wrote:For all the new Micro owners, we are now considered, wait for it, :lol: :lol:

Micro - Managers! :lol: :lol:
....that is pretty funny...I think we should all get together, get something to eat and...here it comes get ready.......


......start the MICRO-WAVE! :lol: :lol: :lol:

....yea baby! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anthony :)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I can't even stand it! I'm busted. I think that's hilarious! You guys crack me up!
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I'm having a Micro- Burst! :lol:
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.....anybody hear about the secret weapon scope that Excalibur has put on these new Micros along with a place to hold your cell phone and blood trailing devices that have been incorporated into the design...yes they all have names designed for this special "micro" series of Matrix' and found on no other crossbow made:

....the "Micro"-scope (guaranteed to able able to show you each tick on the deer),

....the "Micro"-phone holder ( a special cell phone holder allowing your cellphone to be at the ready at all times) and,

....the "Micro"-organism blood trailer ( will allow you to pick up even the smallest speck of blood unseen by the naked eye)....

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I have also heard the new bows have two screw holes in the vacant part of the stock to which you can have a customized Thermacell attached to help with....are you ready? ....to prevent :lol: multiple organisms
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You guys are toooo much!!! Now that's some funny stuff right there.....But the big boys them there 380 and 405 guys might call ya'll micro peckers..... ha, ha..
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Mister B wrote:I have also heard the new bows have two screw holes in the vacant part of the stock to which you can have a customized Thermacell attached to help with....are you ready? ....to prevent :lol: multiple organisms

...you win....the micro prize..."now where did I put it?"

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I guess the next step is advertising the new series bows in a magazine with the shooters wearing a micro bikini's. :shock: :wink:
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...just puked up my dinner thinking of the visual of ME in anything more revealing than a burlap sack! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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