BREAKING NEWS:Just in....Bada Bing suffers what is being reported as a gruesome injury.
....report back for further information....
First Update:
....it is being reported that a similar injury has been noted by "Chefrific" another family member.....
Second Update:
.....It began as a beautiful Saturday in northern New Jersey....Bada Bing went out to do what all young Bada Bings like to do....he went out to pound his favorite Reinhardt....while leaving Reinhardt's and retrieving what Bada Bing had left I heard an unmistakable sound (
) of limbs (I can't look) breaking..........As I ran over to Bada Bing there he was (
) hanging from a hook and just not looking right...I asked him ..."what happened?"
.....He muttered to me, "it was the "other families"".....I begged him to tell me which ones....before he lost consciousness he said, "....it was the work of the notorious Delamenato's, Fracturino's and Stressinato's ....I was fit to be tied
....but my concern was with Bada Bing....I laid him down and removed all stress from him..........Bada Bing was brought to the local hospital where he is in a great deal of pain....the doctors said there is not much that they can do for him there....
.....They suggested that he be airlifted on Monday to the well known hospital in Ohio; Horizontal Archery General which is noted to be able to treat these kinds of injuries....The only person qualified to treat such gruesome, complicated injuries is none other than the world renowned surgeon; Dr. Danny Miller....
....We are just so grateful there is such a place and person...we are all hoping and praying that Bada Bing will make a full and complete recovery in time for Boofest but as of right now it's just wait and see....
....Bada Bing's sister Jelly Belly is just so upset....she promises to be his constant companion from here on and be there to protect him from any future altercations....
.....Bada Bing requests that in lieu of flowers, cards or fruit baskets that you buy a $20 ticket for the ACB Custom Stock Raffle....
(one can never miss an opportunity for a shameless plug!!!
)GRAPHIC IMAGES TO FOLLOW- NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH OR FAINT OF HEART!!!!
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[/URL]....YOUR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS ARE APPRECIATED DURING THIS MOST DIFFICULT TIME!
Anthony
