Earlier in the woods that day ....
Okay, here's the plan...
The Big Guy says, "Ralph, (next year's shooter), you put on that hair covered Kevlar vest Jane got you for Christmas. I want you to wear it just in case the pressure gets to him.
He won't be able to see you're wearing it. He's old, and it'll be fading light. Just don't get too close!
Jane, you and Spiky go out there to add to the distraction.
Got it?"
"Yeah, we got it!"
"Okay, the rest of us will hit the field at exactly 5 minutes
AFTER legal shooting light!
He'll be thinking he'll just sneak out and go home, like he always does.
Not this time!!
NOPE, this time we are gonna make him wait on
US. No more of this "blowing and running" like we always do.
We stand our ground!!
These are our woods and he's the interloper!!
We'll teach him a lesson!! Right!!
"RIGHT"!!
We'll see how long it takes before he melts down and starts throwing his personal gear out the window!!!
Okay. Everyone knows their assignment. No matter what he does...
IGNORE him!! It'll drive him crazy!!
Alright. Let's roll!!!

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