Happy Birthday Lonewolf McQuade

[AJ01]

Oh My! Another day younger!! Right?

happy Birthday from Texas!!
I hope ya have a BLESSED day. May you have your cake and eat it too!!

[Boo]

Happy birthday!

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Thank you !
Yeah, hit the half a century marker today. Thought I heard an extra creak this mornin...

[AJ01]

Half century? Blasted juvenile delinquent!!!

just hold on, I'll guarantee you the creaks get louder!!!

[Lonewolf McQuade]

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Thanks @Boo!

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Ya know, I can go to most any restaurants or bars today & get a free meal, drink, dessert etc.
But walk in to a Cabelas, tell'em "it's my birthday, I want my free Excalibur crossbow " & ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'm the loon-the bad guy!!
Blah blah blah "We don't do that here sir." Or blah blah "You need to leave the showroom or we're calling the police sir".......

[agingcrossbower]

Happy Birthday.

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Happy Birthday.

Thank you!

[mr meat]

Happy Birthday

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Happy Birthday

Thank you!

[CBRon]

Happy Birthday ,

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Happy Birthday ,

Thank you!

[AJ01]

Ya know, I can go to most any restaurants or bars today & get a free meal, drink, dessert etc.
But walk in to a Cabelas, tell'em "it's my birthday, I want my free Excalibur crossbow " & ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'm the loon-the bad guy!!
Blah blah blah "We don't do that here sir." Or blah blah "You need to leave the showroom or we're calling the police sir".......

Once more, we see one of those dadburn "Over Privileged Millennials" trying to get something for free!!
The nerve of those people!

Well, let me tell you something sonny boy, back in my day, NOTHING was free!! You had to work for everything!! Ya know, "money don't grow on trees"!!
I had to walk to school, barefoot, 5 miles both ways, always uphill, and in a blizzard with baseball sized hail coming down.
The only thing we had to eat was cabbage and red beans. Ever try to ask a gal out after all you've ever eaten is red beans and cabbage?
Nobody wants to get close to you because of all the "methane gas" you produce!!

Millennials....I swear!!!

Young man, I hope you had a truly wonderful Birthday. Every day we spend with our loved one's is a GIFT.
Tell the "significant other" that it's okay to have MORE than one Excalibur. Tell her all your friends have more than one and you need to "fit in", otherwise you're gonna need therapy!!!

And from the looks of things, pretty quickly!!

[Lonewolf McQuade]

Ya know, I can go to most any restaurants or bars today & get a free meal, drink, dessert etc.
But walk in to a Cabelas, tell'em "it's my birthday, I want my free Excalibur crossbow " & ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'm the loon-the bad guy!!
Blah blah blah "We don't do that here sir." Or blah blah "You need to leave the showroom or we're calling the police sir".......

Once more, we see one of those dadburn "Over Privileged Millennials" trying to get something for free!!
The nerve of those people!

Well, let me tell you something sonny boy, back in my day, NOTHING was free!! You had to work for everything!! Ya know, "money don't grow on trees"!!
I had to walk to school, barefoot, 5 miles both ways, always uphill, and in a blizzard with baseball sized hail coming down.
The only thing we had to eat was cabbage and red beans. Ever try to ask a gal out after all you've ever eaten is red beans and cabbage?
Nobody wants to get close to you because of all the "methane gas" you produce!!

Millennials....I swear!!!

Young man, I hope you had a truly wonderful Birthday. Every day we spend with our loved one's is a GIFT.
Tell the "significant other" that it's okay to have MORE than one Excalibur. Tell her all your friends have more than one and you need to "fit in", otherwise you're gonna need therapy!!!

And from the looks of things, pretty quickly!!

I'll definitely tell my beautiful Southern Belle AJ01 said it's ok for me to buy more Excalibur's. Just gotta hide her shovel 1st....