o/t justice for an anti

stump · Post by **stump** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:11 pm

With apologies to everyone from Montana, I received it this way.

A lady from Missoula, Montana, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. in considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

Jim C · Post by **Jim C** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:32 pm

LOL was it a "wetland" after she saw the owl?

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:35 pm

I personally know that Doctor ???? He said he couldn't do anything because of the No Hunting, No Trespassing Sign!!

Grey Owl

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:32 pm

Thanks for the laugh!

Regards,
Robin

STEELWORKER · Post by **STEELWORKER** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 1:08 am

definetly not a "wetland " anymore