Warning:Beer and Dating.

ALINALBERTA · Post by **ALINALBERTA** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:46 pm

Subject: FW: Beer Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs
to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The
drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by
female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male
victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a
guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no
strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several beers, men will often succumb to
the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never
normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme
cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered
and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male
support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:
May take a second or two to completely load)

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

LeGrand · Post by **LeGrand** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:12 am

Now you tell us

To late for me.

ted · Post by **ted** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:13 pm

Oh, how I wish someone had warned me of this in 1973. It is too late now.

Ted

GREY OWL · Post by **GREY OWL** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:49 pm

That's how I got married.

Grey Owl

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:04 pm

Someone whould have warned Tye before christmas and before you got himself into his little problem

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:40 pm

Yes women can oft be shrewd. but as man before us hath proven, 'tis possible to remedy that which is women.

To be or not to be, is not the question, - -but rather, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous women.

-Or to take arms against a sea of sirens. That is what perplexes.

Dare one think, to die, to sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.

Was it not Don Quioxte who in his maddness and quest of his quixotic odyssey, bore the whips and scorns of Dulcinea,

It has been said that hell hath no fury like that of a women scorned. Any man who has drank the grapes of wrath, can attest to that and can recount their times of woe.

But for all those who can see clearly, women are but a tempest in a teapot. So freth no my gentle men, it is possible to dream the impossible dream and the taming of the shrew.

But then again, I might of had too much beer

GaryL · Post by **GaryL** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:09 am

Super ComfyBear

A.W · Post by **A.W** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:29 am

I spent three years in Germany with the Brit Army doing scientific research on this phenomenon.

LeGrand · Post by **LeGrand** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:55 am

So A.W., what was the end-result of your study, did you get married? To how many of the Frauliens

Hope you wife back home did not know of your research

.

ComfyBear · Post by **ComfyBear** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:46 pm

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

Partikle · Post by **Partikle** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:33 pm

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN