If this doesn't make you laugh, you need help

UncleGrandpa · Post by **UncleGrandpa** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:05 pm

A mother took her five year old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with a pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced,"I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!"

schnarrfuss · Post by **schnarrfuss** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:16 pm

LOL... Good one.

kitty kat · Post by **kitty kat** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:19 pm

That did bring a chuckle.

Digger · Post by **Digger** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:29 pm

I liked that one.

DropTine · Post by **DropTine** » Sat Jul 14, 2007 10:35 pm

LMAO, i left a present in my pants after that one!

hatchet jack · Post by **hatchet jack** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:53 am

that was good, i have a granson that keeps us entertained.

funny, funny

h.j.